Thread-Killing Champ (May '05)

Originally posted by reader1107
How many words is that altogether? Do emoticons count as words?

I think anything separated by whitespace is a word, even the smileys

Who can we get to start counting?

Originally posted by RookRAK
I think anything separated by whitespace is a word, even the smileys

Who can we get to start counting?

So this: 🙂🙂🙂 is just one word, but these: 🙂 🙂 🙂 are three?

Originally posted by RookRAK
Who can we get to start counting?

Pity that mokko has put all her slaves through the wood chipper...

Originally posted by Nordlys
So this: 🙂🙂🙂 is just one word, but these: 🙂 🙂 🙂 are three?

Well, according to my proposal, yes. But I could be persuaded differently.

Originally posted by Nordlys
Pity that mokko has put all her slaves through the wood chipper...

It really was very short-sighted of her. I think she enjoys that wood chipper too much.

Originally posted by RookRAK
It really was very short-sighted of her. I think she enjoys that wood chipper too much.

If she puts the thread through the wood chipper, there will be a lot more words to count.

Originally posted by Nordlys
If she puts the thread through the wood chipper, there will be a lot more words to count.

I don't think mokko would be that cruel. Sure, she's mulched a few men that she was finished with, but nobody would mulch our thread, right?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Pity that mokko has put all her slaves through the wood chipper...

Not all of them! That would just be silly.

Originally posted by mokko
Not all of them! That would just be silly.

Well, get them working, then!

Originally posted by Nordlys
Well, get them working, then!

They are....who do you think is cleaning my house right now?

Originally posted by mokko
They are....who do you think is cleaning my house right now?

Counting the words in the thread is much more important than cleaning your house. 😠 Now if they'd clean my house, that would be different, of course...

Originally posted by mokko
They are....who do you think is cleaning my house right now?

Oompah Loompas? Elves?

Originally posted by Nordlys
Counting the words in the thread is much more important than cleaning your house. 😠 Now if they'd clean my house, that would be different, of course...

Agreed. They should first clean my house, then count the words, then clean Noodles house ...

Originally posted by RookRAK
Oompah Loompas?

That reminds me of chocolate. Mmmh, chocolate! Does anyone have any?

Originally posted by Nordlys
That reminds me of chocolate. Mmmh, chocolate! Does anyone have any?

I wish.

I bought a big chocolate bar mid-week but have already finished it.