Hey West Coast! When you call the East Coast in the afternoon, we've gone home! We don't call you before noon, we don't want to wake up. Don't call us after 2pm, we've gone home for dinner!
Listen dumby, you tried calling all afternoon and no one was here because you are an idiot! Smarten up! Perhaps you spent too much time roasting your brain in a tanning bed and sucking carbon monoxide.
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Originally posted by Phlabibitsomething on your mind Phlab? need a hug?
Hey West Coast! When you call the East Coast in the afternoon, we've gone home! We don't call you before noon, we don't want to wake up. Don't call us after 2pm, we've gone home for dinner!
Listen dumby, you tried calling all afternoon and no one was here because you are an idiot! Smarten up! Perhaps you spent too much time roasting your brain in a tanning bed and sucking carbon monoxide.
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Originally posted by PhlabibitIf you haven't been there, how do you know xe called?
Hey West Coast! When you call the East Coast in the afternoon, we've gone home! We don't call you before noon, we don't want to wake up. Don't call us after 2pm, we've gone home for dinner!
Listen dumby, you tried calling all afternoon and no one was here because you are an idiot! Smarten up! Perhaps you spent too much time roasting your brain in a tanning bed and sucking carbon monoxide.
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Originally posted by PonderableThey called today, "Where were you yesterday?"
If you haven't been there, how do you know xe called?
'Um, here.'
"Well I tried all afternoon and the phone just rang and rang."
'Hmmm, what time was this?'
"Couple hours after lunch, didn't want to interrupt anyone in the middle of the day."
'That's strange, we were here until 5pm Eastern.'
"Eastern? What time is it there now?"
'11:20am, what time is it there?'
"It's only a little after 8am here."
'Willing to bet it's about 8:20am there.'
"What's that?"
'So, how can I help you today?'