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To Do List
1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayonnaise jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.
4. Get into a crowded elevator and say “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today.”
5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.
7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula
8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot!”
10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.
ref: many links
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Originally posted by JS3571 /annoy people
To Do List
1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayonnaise jar. Eat in public.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.
4. Get into a crowded elevator and say “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today.”
5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY the ...[text shortened]... ow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.
ref: many links
Originally posted by coquette15. Read a few studies concerning thirteen year old puberty and adolescent online behavior.
9. make a decision
10. reconsider options
11. set out to make the world better
12.get a handle on reality
13. strive to appear authentic
14. duck, screaming NO! NO! NO! I'M NOT READY
Tomorrows list is done. The list that is, not the stuff on the list. And today is tomorrows yesterday, so tomorrow I'll have a to do list from yesterday. I might be overthinking this, but that seems right. It may need further analysis, but not now. It's late, and I'm tired, so I'll do it tomorrow... that's the plan.