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SubscriberJS357
General 27 Feb '14 20:32
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    27 Feb '14 20:322 edits
    To Do List

    1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayonnaise jar. Eat in public.

    2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

    3. Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.

    4. Get into a crowded elevator and say “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today.”

    5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

    6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.

    7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula

    8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

    9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot!”

    10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.

    ref: many links
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    27 Feb '14 20:36
    I laughed at #4.
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    27 Feb '14 21:04
    Originally posted by JS357
    To Do List

    1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayonnaise jar. Eat in public.

    2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

    3. Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.

    4. Get into a crowded elevator and say “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today.”

    5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY the ...[text shortened]... ow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.

    ref: many links
    1 /annoy people
  4. Standard memberlemon lime
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    28 Feb '14 03:04
    To Do List

    1. Find something to do
    2. Do it
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    28 Feb '14 12:15
    Originally posted by lemon lime
    To Do List

    1. Find something to do
    2. Do it
    That is soooo...productive.
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    28 Feb '14 15:15
    If ajobs worth doing,do it next year.
  7. Subscribermoonbus
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    28 Feb '14 20:1419 edits
    11. Edit To Do List.
  8. Standard memberlemon lime
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    01 Mar '14 00:18
    Originally posted by lemon lime
    To Do List

    1. Find something to do
    2. Do it
    3. start another list

    4. jot down things to do

    5. watch TV

    6. look at the list

    7. watch TV

    8. 😴
  9. Subscribercoquette
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    01 Mar '14 00:45
    9. make a decision
    10. reconsider options
    11. set out to make the world better
    12.get a handle on reality
    13. strive to appear authentic
    14. duck, screaming NO! NO! NO! I'M NOT READY
  10. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    05 Mar '14 01:10
    Originally posted by coquette
    9. make a decision
    10. reconsider options
    11. set out to make the world better
    12.get a handle on reality
    13. strive to appear authentic
    14. duck, screaming NO! NO! NO! I'M NOT READY
    15. Read a few studies concerning thirteen year old puberty and adolescent online behavior.
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    16 . Form a committee, appoint a chairman, procrastinate, postpone decision until next meeting, repeat ad nausea
  12. Subscribercoquette
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    07 Mar '14 20:15
    Try to remember what you wanted to put on the list yesterday
  13. Standard memberlemon lime
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    08 Mar '14 06:28
    Tomorrows list is done. The list that is, not the stuff on the list. And today is tomorrows yesterday, so tomorrow I'll have a to do list from yesterday. I might be overthinking this, but that seems right. It may need further analysis, but not now. It's late, and I'm tired, so I'll do it tomorrow... that's the plan.
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