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To Do List

1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayonnaise jar. Eat in public.

2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

3. Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.

4. Get into a crowded elevator and say “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today.”

5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell “It worked!” and run out cheering.

7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula

8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot!”

10. Follow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.

ref: many links

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I laughed at #4.

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Originally posted by JS357
To Do List

1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayonnaise jar. Eat in public.

2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

3. Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons on street corner.

4. Get into a crowded elevator and say “I bet you’re all wondering why I gathered you here today.”

5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY the ...[text shortened]... ow joggers around in your car blasting “Eye of the Tiger” for encouragement.

ref: many links
1 /annoy people

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To Do List

1. Find something to do
2. Do it

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Originally posted by lemon lime
To Do List

1. Find something to do
2. Do it
That is soooo...productive.

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If ajobs worth doing,do it next year.

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11. Edit To Do List.

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Originally posted by lemon lime
To Do List

1. Find something to do
2. Do it
3. start another list

4. jot down things to do

5. watch TV

6. look at the list

7. watch TV

8. 😴

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9. make a decision
10. reconsider options
11. set out to make the world better
12.get a handle on reality
13. strive to appear authentic
14. duck, screaming NO! NO! NO! I'M NOT READY


Originally posted by coquette
9. make a decision
10. reconsider options
11. set out to make the world better
12.get a handle on reality
13. strive to appear authentic
14. duck, screaming NO! NO! NO! I'M NOT READY
15. Read a few studies concerning thirteen year old puberty and adolescent online behavior.

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16 . Form a committee, appoint a chairman, procrastinate, postpone decision until next meeting, repeat ad nausea

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Try to remember what you wanted to put on the list yesterday

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Tomorrows list is done. The list that is, not the stuff on the list. And today is tomorrows yesterday, so tomorrow I'll have a to do list from yesterday. I might be overthinking this, but that seems right. It may need further analysis, but not now. It's late, and I'm tired, so I'll do it tomorrow... that's the plan.

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