I think Dolphins are the most misunderstood animals. Imagine being really smart but being trapped in the body of a dolphin. They live in the water but can't breath air and don't have hands. I can just visualize the poor creatures coming up with ingenius ideas like sucessful methods of nuclear fission.
Plus, they'll remain an endangered species because dolphin couples can only have one calf. Upon giving birth, the parents can never get enough privacy to conceive another because there are no walls under water and sound carries surprisingly well.
But that doesn't matter, because above all they're incredibley stupid. And until they learn how to talk no one can prove otherwise. I mean, hell, I could jump through a freaking hoop if I had a tail.
Which would make me a mermaid/man. Which would utterly suck. You could like never have sex. I mean, how do fishies have sex anyways? Like snakes? Plus, if it was ever that time of the month, a monsterous shark would eat you. Like Bruce in finding Nemo. Only not vegetarian.
What if you discovered that your girlfriend had a live, biting gerbil growing out of her at an inconvient location (aka her nether regions)?
PS: She has braces
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Originally posted by ark13It's heart-breaking, just heart-breaking. :'(
I think Dolphins are the most misunderstood animals. Imagine being really smart but being trapped in the body of a dolphin. They live in the water but can't breath air and don't have hands. I can just visualize the poor creatures coming up with ingenius ideas like sucessful methods of nuclear fission.
Plus, they'll remain an endangered species because dolph ...[text shortened]... s)?
PS: She has braces
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Originally posted by catfoodtimI think a forum ban would ensue if I gave full expression to the promptings of my imagination in response to your post, but I can say that I have been laughing for a good ten minutes now at the Winston Churchill image, with no let-up in sight. Vive l'extreme difference!
If the gerbil had a growth, you'd be able to afford new seat covers for the Bosse Mobile for sure. I suspect a brass replica of the face of Winston Churchill would be the best money-spinner. If your girlfriend's gerbil had a growth.
Originally posted by catfoodtimI think we need to share our love with gerbils too, as the bible commands.
If the gerbil had a growth, you'd be able to afford new seat covers for the Bosse Mobile for sure. I suspect a brass replica of the face of Winston Churchill would be the best money-spinner. If your girlfriend's gerbil had a growth.
Now, here's some questions for you all:
If you had a girlfriend, and, as mentioned above by the good ark13, she had ...[text shortened]... at you while you did it?
And would the gerbil take pleasure from this simple act of love?