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Tongue Kissing Cousins in the KKK

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
I've been playing without a helmet for years. How else do you think I could have ended up like this?
I just always assumed it was the meds.

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Originally posted by mokko
I just always assumed it was the meds.
Well those had a lot to do with it too. It never is just ONE thing you know.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Well those had a lot to do with it too. It never is just ONE thing you know.
Oh I know! I'm presently in the process of being published in the medical journal of phycology on the many afflictions of Moldy Crow.

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Originally posted by ark13
Sorry, but it had to be said. 🙁
You might be able to jump through hoops like they can but can you play chess as well under water?

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
... Now, here's some questions for you all:

If you had a girlfriend, and, as mentioned above by the good ark13, she had a gerbil growing out of her, erm, regions, would you carry on as usual in the bedroom?

Even if the gerbil was looking at you while you did it?

And would the gerbil take pleasure from this simple act of love?
(gerbil to self): "what is THAT!??? a HOTDOG?!!!! mmm-BOY!!!"

(CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP)

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So, if I'm reading everything right, gay related dolphins founded the KKK? I suppose that would explain the weird outfits.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
So, if I'm reading everything right, gay related dolphins founded the KKK? I suppose that would explain the weird outfits.
Not quite. KKK cultists are servants of the Old Ones; their primitive rituals of human sacrifice are intended to garner the favour of Cthulhu and ticket to Rl'yeh. Dolphins patrol the oceans to ensure that this never takes place.

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Originally posted by ark13
I think Dolphins are the most misunderstood animals. Imagine being really smart but being trapped in the body of a dolphin. They live in the water but can't breath air and don't have hands. I can just visualize the poor creatures coming up with ingenius ideas like sucessful methods of nuclear fission.

Plus, they'll remain an endangered species because dolph ...[text shortened]... s)?

PS: She has braces

Remora91 assisted in the creative process of writing this post
What the hell have dolphins got to do with the KKK anyway.
I think someone slipped something into your coffee man ,you are way off the planet at the moment.

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Originally posted by ark13
I think Dolphins are the most misunderstood animals. Imagine being really smart but being trapped in the body of a dolphin. They live in the water but can't breath air and don't have hands. I can just visualize the poor creatures coming up with ingenius ideas like sucessful methods of nuclear fission.

Plus, they'll remain an endangered species because dolph ...[text shortened]... s)?

PS: She has braces

Remora91 assisted in the creative process of writing this post
I remember watching a documentary on dolphins. Seemingly they're the second most intelligent beings on earth, after mice, and they've all swam up to outer-space.

I think you must be thinking about orcas or something else entirely.

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Originally posted by boarman
What the hell have dolphins got to do with the KKK anyway.
I think someone slipped something into your coffee man ,you are way off the planet at the moment.
that yellow jar looks like sugar, but it's not.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I remember watching a documentary on dolphins. Seemingly they're the second most intelligent beings on earth, after mice, and they've all swam up to outer-space.

I think you must be thinking about orcas or something else entirely.
That was a movie, and in case you didn't notice the world was destroyed and re-built. I'm guessing you didn't even see the movie, you probably just read the book (or the cliff notes).

If dolphins are allegedly so smart, why are they the ones stuck in water while we're able to wear shoes/sandles/footwear?

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And as for dolphins being endangered,have you ever seen how many of them are out there.I reckon that they would make a suitable food source.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
That was a movie, and in case you didn't notice the world was destroyed and re-built. I'm guessing you didn't even see the movie, you probably just read the book (or the cliff notes).

If dolphins are allegedly so smart, why are they the ones stuck in water while we're able to wear shoes/sandles/footwear?
If humans are so smart, why do dolphins do nothing all day but eat and have sex, whilst humans have to work 8 hours a day to make someone else richer?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
If humans are so smart, why do dolphins do nothing all day but eat and have sex, whilst humans have to work 8 hours a day to make someone else richer?
Sure they may get to eat all day, but all they eat are fish. Would you rather work a bit and have some nice red meat or swim around in some water without a purpose and eat fish? Bones and everything!

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
Sure they may get to eat all day, but all they eat are fish. Would you rather work a bit and have some nice red meat or swim around in some water without a purpose and eat fish? Bones and everything!
Tuna is quite red.