Originally posted by catfoodtim(gerbil to self): "what is THAT!??? a HOTDOG?!!!! mmm-BOY!!!"
... Now, here's some questions for you all:
If you had a girlfriend, and, as mentioned above by the good ark13, she had a gerbil growing out of her, erm, regions, would you carry on as usual in the bedroom?
Even if the gerbil was looking at you while you did it?
And would the gerbil take pleasure from this simple act of love?
(CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP)
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldNot quite. KKK cultists are servants of the Old Ones; their primitive rituals of human sacrifice are intended to garner the favour of Cthulhu and ticket to Rl'yeh. Dolphins patrol the oceans to ensure that this never takes place.
So, if I'm reading everything right, gay related dolphins founded the KKK? I suppose that would explain the weird outfits.
Originally posted by ark13What the hell have dolphins got to do with the KKK anyway.
I think Dolphins are the most misunderstood animals. Imagine being really smart but being trapped in the body of a dolphin. They live in the water but can't breath air and don't have hands. I can just visualize the poor creatures coming up with ingenius ideas like sucessful methods of nuclear fission.
Plus, they'll remain an endangered species because dolph ...[text shortened]... s)?
PS: She has braces
Remora91 assisted in the creative process of writing this post
I think someone slipped something into your coffee man ,you are way off the planet at the moment.
Originally posted by ark13I remember watching a documentary on dolphins. Seemingly they're the second most intelligent beings on earth, after mice, and they've all swam up to outer-space.
I think Dolphins are the most misunderstood animals. Imagine being really smart but being trapped in the body of a dolphin. They live in the water but can't breath air and don't have hands. I can just visualize the poor creatures coming up with ingenius ideas like sucessful methods of nuclear fission.
Plus, they'll remain an endangered species because dolph ...[text shortened]... s)?
PS: She has braces
Remora91 assisted in the creative process of writing this post
I think you must be thinking about orcas or something else entirely.
Originally posted by shavixmirThat was a movie, and in case you didn't notice the world was destroyed and re-built. I'm guessing you didn't even see the movie, you probably just read the book (or the cliff notes).
I remember watching a documentary on dolphins. Seemingly they're the second most intelligent beings on earth, after mice, and they've all swam up to outer-space.
I think you must be thinking about orcas or something else entirely.
If dolphins are allegedly so smart, why are they the ones stuck in water while we're able to wear shoes/sandles/footwear?
Originally posted by GalaxyShieldIf humans are so smart, why do dolphins do nothing all day but eat and have sex, whilst humans have to work 8 hours a day to make someone else richer?
That was a movie, and in case you didn't notice the world was destroyed and re-built. I'm guessing you didn't even see the movie, you probably just read the book (or the cliff notes).
If dolphins are allegedly so smart, why are they the ones stuck in water while we're able to wear shoes/sandles/footwear?
Originally posted by shavixmirSure they may get to eat all day, but all they eat are fish. Would you rather work a bit and have some nice red meat or swim around in some water without a purpose and eat fish? Bones and everything!
If humans are so smart, why do dolphins do nothing all day but eat and have sex, whilst humans have to work 8 hours a day to make someone else richer?