Originally posted by ark13So she has.
I think Dolphins are the most misunderstood animals. Imagine being really smart but being trapped in the body of a dolphin. They live in the water but can't breath air and don't have hands. I can just visualize the poor creatures coming up with ingenius ideas like sucessful methods of nuclear fission.
Plus, they'll remain an endangered species because dolph ...[text shortened]... s)?
PS: She has braces
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Originally posted by slappy115If they're stupid enough to breathe air and live in the water that's their own fault. They can't be like normal fishies, they have to be the emos of the ocean.
Since dolphins are mammals, they must breathe air. As for their hands, their flippers are analagous structures to our hands.
Also, I have decided how incredibley useless sheep are. Yes, they make a nice dinner, but other than that they should just die. Their clothing is itchy and hotter than hell. And all they do is stand around all day and look stupid. And bite people. I got bitten by a sheep once. And one time it jumped up and rammed me in the head. How big of an idiot do you have to be to go around knocking people in the head with your own? It's like Jackass the movie.
And I think that's cruel to donkeys. They're nice little fluffy animals. Kinda like horsies. And you must be hurting both the donkeys and the horsies feelings by calling them a swear word. It's a cruel stereotype.
I have also decided I hate puddles. I hate it when some stupid little kid thinks it'd be funny to ruin Rachels new clothes and soak her in cold, muddy water. If you kid does this, you are the worst parent ever. Your children have no manners and will most likely be the Simon Cowells of the world. Only less funny. More like hippies with bad attitudes.
(Btw: He really did steal all that stuff from me. And my recs. And the gerbil was ALL my idea. 🙁)
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Originally posted by Remora91All of it was a joint effort, and you gave me permission. Plus, the puddles and parts of the dolphins were entirely my idea.
If they're stupid enough to breathe air and live in the water that's their own fault. They can't be like normal fishies, they have to be the emos of the ocean.
Also, I have decided how incredibley useless sheep are. Yes, they make a nice dinner, but other than that they should just die. Their clothing is itchy and hotter than hell. And all they do is sta eally did steal all that stuff from me. And my recs. And the gerbil was ALL my idea. 🙁)
Edit: But I'm nice enough to give you back a rec
Edit 2 (that's really 3): You heard it people! She confessed that some of this craziness was her's. And you thought she was sane and reasonable.
One time, when I was about 14, my family and I went to SeaWorld. At SeaWorld, they had a tank that you could pet the dolphins and everyone was like, "Wow!!! I can touch a dolphin." So while they were swimming around being all stupid, I waited. Finally, my chance came and the dolphin swam up to me and a drilled him right in the side of the head with my fist. Apparently I pissed him off and he swam away. True story.
Originally posted by ark13If they are so smart, why didnt they selectively breed themselves to the point of growing legs and walking on to dry land? Seem fishy for an inteligent creature to live in water but need air to live. Dosnt that counter darwin?
I think Dolphins are the most misunderstood animals. Imagine being really smart but being trapped in the body of a dolphin. They live in the water but can't breath air and don't have hands. I can just visualize the poor creatures coming up with ingenius ideas like sucessful methods of nuclear fission.
Plus, they'll remain an endangered species because dolph ...[text shortened]... s)?
PS: She has braces
Remora91 assisted in the creative process of writing this post
Originally posted by slappy115Dolphins are too cool. Never mind seaworld We went swimming with them. Famous ones too from some movie or another. They are so unbelievably smart. Other than the obvious reasons stated above anyways that make them stupid. I agree....how smart is it to live in water when you breath air?
One time, when I was about 14, my family and I went to SeaWorld. At SeaWorld, they had a tank that you could pet the dolphins and everyone was like, "Wow!!! I can touch a dolphin." So while they were swimming around being all stupid, I waited. Finally, my chance came and the dolphin swam up to me and a drilled him right in the side of the head with my fist. Apparently I pissed him off and he swam away. True story.
And as far as the jumping through hoops and stuff they're only trainable if they want to be trained. Stuborn animals. They could easy all join together and take over the world.
It was a very special feeling to be in the water with these animals and to be allowed to touch them. They're amazingly strong yet so gentle. Being kissed by a dolphin was like being being nudged in the cheek with a solid fist.
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e309/MokkoP/momdolphin-1.jpg
There were a coulpe of girls there that the dolphins didn't like either. Couple of giggly little things.It was too funny to watch this dolphin tell them exactly what she thought of them.
Originally posted by cheshirecatstevensPut your hockey helmet back on and go play in the yard, Corkey. The grown-ups are having fun now.
If they are so smart, why didnt they selectively breed themselves to the point of growing legs and walking on to dry land? Seem fishy for an inteligent creature to live in water but need air to live. Dosnt that counter darwin?