@Drewnogal saidMy cat once made off with a Yorkshire pudding.
A buttered piece of toast (dropped) will never land buttered side down in my house because I have a canine constantly surveying the drop zone ready to catch it. She once managed to grab and swallow a frozen sausage before I could prise it from her jaws 🦈
@Great-Big-Stees saidIt was one of 3 to be defrosted for my son 😡.
The latter must have happen pre: vegetarianism then?🤔
I have an even better one, my niece’s labrador grabbed a falling, hot boiling frankfurter, just taken out of the pan, swallowed it then just as quickly threw it back up 🥵
@Drewnogal saidGood to know!
I bought a pricey DeLonghi kettle thinking it an investment and it broke within a year 😡
@Arkturos saidI’d recommend the Henry Numatic 👍 Bought mine after using one where I dog sat for a big German Shepherd / Border Collie cross who brought lots of sand home from our beach walks.
This might seem like a Top Tip from Viz, but I have two or three vacuum cleaners and none of them has broken down yet (as far as I know) because at some unknowable time in the past I must have just stopped vacuuming.