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  1. Subscribercoquette
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    10 Jan '16 19:49
    I am no longer going to be doing that other thing

    I will no longer give in to you know what

    I will be better than I was

    I will be more like I know that I can be

    I take back what I said about you before
    even though you did deserve it
    and it was true
    and everyone knows it
    and you did annoy everyone when you did and said those things
    and you really deserve to be humiliated and banned forever
    and a lot of others in here - who aren't turning over a new leaf - still believe that you are a disgusting creep and totally worthless

    no, i'll not join them in those types of thoughts and expressions

    this is the new me, with the new leaf turned over

    here, i'll just be at peace with what is
    what has always been
    and always will be

    i accept that there is no changing you
    not for the better
    not for redemption, that is hopeless

    time, however, wounds all heels
    time is the ultimate scorekeeper

    you are headed where you are headed

    as for me, i am here, at peace, with my new leaf
  2. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    10 Jan '16 20:231 edit
    So, er... you wanted to mate, then mated, and now you don't want
    to give in to you know what? Sorry to say but, that 'you know what'
    is all the rage nowadays. All dudes want the you know what, at least
    for special occasions, like birthdays and Xmas.

    So, keep the leaf where it was, close your eyes and clench your teeth.
  3. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    10 Jan '16 20:27
    Originally posted by coquette
    I am no longer going to be doing that other thing

    I will no longer give in to you know what

    I will be better than I was

    I will be more like I know that I can be

    I take back what I said about you before
    even though you did deserve it
    and it was true
    and everyone knows it
    and you did annoy everyone when you did and said those things
    and you r ...[text shortened]... eeper

    you are headed where you are headed

    as for me, i am here, at peace, with my new leaf
    Dear sir/madam.

    It has come to our attention that you are in possession of a new leaf, but are yet to pay your annual 'leaf tax' for said new leaf. Please forward a cheque for £1200 at your earliest convenience.

    Yours sincerely,

    Chief Tax Collector
  4. Subscribercoquette
    Already mated
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    10 Jan '16 20:39
    Originally posted by Seitse
    So, er... you wanted to mate, then mated, and now you don't want
    to give in to you know what? Sorry to say but, that 'you know what'
    is all the rage nowadays. All dudes want the you know what, at least
    for special occasions, like birthdays and Xmas.

    So, keep the leaf where it was, close your eyes and clench your teeth.
    oh dear, i hadn't thought about the implications
    one might reasonably draw unintended inferences
    as this may have been a too transparent sublimation
    albeit a false flag
    as the innuendo was not so intended to suggests such ends
    nor to suggest such contexts
    it was, rather, more metaphorical
    intended to suggest more about life and humor
    and shedding old baggage
    quite honestly, i am still good with that other thing
    tho unmentionable it might be
    just please
    do not
    draw too direct a line
    as your own thoughts are just projecting
    i assure you
    i hope
  5. Standard memberSeitse
    Doug Stanhope
    That's Why I Drink
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    10 Jan '16 21:16
    Originally posted by coquette
    quite honestly, i am still good with that other thing
    Tell me more.

    PM ok.
  6. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    10 Jan '16 22:09
    Originally posted by coquette
    I am no longer going to be doing that other thing

    I will no longer give in to you know what

    I will be better than I was

    I will be more like I know that I can be

    I take back what I said about you before
    even though you did deserve it
    and it was true
    and everyone knows it
    and you did annoy everyone when you did and said those things
    and you real ...[text shortened]... orekeeper

    you are headed where you are headed

    as for me, i am here, at peace, with my new leaf
    I Died For Beauty

    I died for beauty, but was scarce
    Adjusted in the tomb,
    When one who died for truth was lain
    In an adjoining room.

    He questioned softly why I failed?
    "For beauty," I replied.
    "And I for truth - the two are one;
    We brethren are," he said.

    And so, as kinsmen met a-night,
    We talked between the rooms,
    Until the moss had reached our lips,
    And covered up our names.

    Emily Dickinson
    ____________

    Thanks for being here, coquette...........
  7. Subscribermoonbus
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    10 Jan '16 23:101 edit
    Dear Sir/Madam,

    It has come to our attention that the Chief Tax Officer has contacted you concerning the New Leaf Tax. In case you were not already aware, for a one-time transfer fee of 100 SFr, we can substantially reduce your tax burden.

    Your new leaf will be in very safe hands.

    Yours,
    The Swiss Banker's Association

    PS we would be happy to send you a free leaflet.
  8. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    10 Jan '16 23:42
    Originally posted by coquette
    oh dear, i hadn't thought about the implications
    one might reasonably draw unintended inferences
    as this may have been a too transparent sublimation
    albeit a false flag
    as the innuendo was not so intended to suggests such ends
    nor to suggest such contexts
    it was, rather, more metaphorical
    intended to suggest more about life and humor
    and shedding old ...[text shortened]... ease
    do not
    draw too direct a line
    as your own thoughts are just projecting
    i assure you
    i hope
    Originally posted by coquette
    "oh dear, i hadn't thought about the implications
    one might reasonably draw unintended inferences..."

    "Most Active Player:

    5 @coquette: 727611" <--- ~o-o~

    "Greeter Yes
    Joined 04 Jul '06
    Last Moved 10 Jan '16"

    "Speak softly and move gently. Take your time. Consider all your options. Make sacrifices. Give to get. Be gracious in triumph, and in defeat.
    Another game, another encounter, may follow."
  9. Subscriberrookie54
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    11 Jan '16 03:181 edit
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    Originally posted by coquette
    "oh dear, i hadn't thought about the implications
    one might reasonably draw unintended inferences..."

    [b]"Most Active Player:


    5 @coquette: 727611" <--- ~o-o~

    "Greeter Yes
    Joined 04 Jul '06
    Last Moved 10 Jan '16"

    "Speak softly and move gently. Take your time. Consider all your options. ...[text shortened]... e to get. Be gracious in triumph, and in defeat.
    Another game, another encounter, may follow."[/b]
    you know,
    it's prolly just an unintended inference,
    but a lot of the stuff you write is positively creepy...
  10. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    11 Jan '16 03:35
    Originally posted by rookie54
    you know,
    it's prolly just an unintended inference,
    but a lot of the stuff you write is positively creepy...
    You seriously underestimate coquette.
    Please respect her new thread by focusing on its topic rather than on other people.
    Thank you.
  11. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    11 Jan '16 03:50
    Thanks for being here, rookie........
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    11 Jan '16 05:23
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    You seriously underestimate coquette.
    He was talking about you not coquette
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    11 Jan '16 05:301 edit
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    Thanks for being here, rookie........
    @HandyAndy

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  14. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    11 Jan '16 06:01
    Originally posted by divegeester
    He was talking about you not coquette
    And what is the topic of coquette's new thread? Is it "other people"?
    Please wake up. You've been running with the herd too long..
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    11 Jan '16 06:07
    Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
    And what is the topic of coquette's new thread? Is it "other people"?
    Please wake up. You've been running with the herd too long..
    If you can't stand the heat, walk with your legs a little further apart.
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