Twisted Quote game

In this game you take a familiar saying, then attribute it to an author for humor.

e.g. "No pain, no gain." Marquis de Sade

A penny saved is a penny earned
- - - Bernie Maddoff

Time flies when you're having fun. -Methuselah

A hard man is good to find
--Patricia

I know how men in exile feed on dreams.

---skeeter 515

Of Mice and Men.

-Donald Duck.

"A rolling stone gathers no moss." Keith Richards

(It sounded more like, "Rollin' (indiscernible ) ******' moss mate hahahahaha ." )

" If I told him once, I told him a thousand times... Julie don't go": Cleopatra

“In the theater the audience wants to be surprised but by things that they expect.”
--- A. Lincoln

"A library is not a luxury but one of the necessities of life."
--- J. F. Kennedy

"And for the few that only lend their ear, that few is all the world."
--- V. Van Gogh

"Houston, we have a problem."
-Bobby Brown

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
"Houston, we have a problem."
-Bobby Brown

''Be careful, you'll have someone's eye out''

King Harold

"An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth"

---Jeffrey Dahmer