Twisted Quote game

"Tastes like chicken"

----Jeffrey Dahmer

"I never got the big head when I was a player"

------Barry Bonds

"And I've looked over. And I've seen the promised land!"

Stevie Wonder.

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"Floats like a butterfly, stings like a bee"

Steve Irwin.

Okay sorry. I'll stop now.

"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."

-----Barrack Obama

"Damn you all"

----Charlie Sheen

"Down on your knees,
And thank Heaven, fasting, for a good man's love."

-----Monica Lewinsky

"Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right."

-----Bill Clinton

"Happiness? A good cigar, a good woman, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle"

----Bill Clinton

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. Heidi Fleiss

Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.

Lorena Bobbitt

Originally posted by Busygirl
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage.

Lorena Bobbitt

"A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow."
---Rasaiah Parthipan

"Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them."
---Ted Kaczynski

"The soul is healed by being with children."
---Michael Jackson