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Two weeks in prison for a pee!

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@torunn said
Yes, always something or somebody to blame... he simply had too much to drink for the occasion. 🙂
When someone has been drinking they always blame someone else, don't you know that? Makes me wonder about the Trumpster actually.

-VR

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Apparently he had drunk 16 pints. No human bladder could contain that for long.
I assume he went for disposal during the time, a bladder containg About 8 Liters would be a monster-bladder


@ponderable said
I assume he went for sisposal during the time, a bladder containg About 8 Liters would be a monster-bladder
Some of it would be absorbed it wouldn't all be in the bladder silly!

-VR


@ponderable said
I assume he went for sisposal during the time, a bladder containg About 8 Liters would be a monster-bladder
A monster-bladder would make a good villain in a low budget movie.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Apparently he had drunk 16 pints. No human bladder could contain that for long.
Ya. When I saw 16 pints I thought, "Where on earth would he put it all". If I have two pints, which is rare, I spend more time in the loo than in the bar. Now surely he'd "visited" the loo a couple of times at least before heading out on his journey.

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@great-big-stees said
Ya. When I saw 16 pints I thought, "Where on earth would he put it all". If I have two pints, which is rare, I spend more time in the loo than in the bar. Now surely he'd "visited" the loo a couple of times at least before heading out on his journey.
There are bottles to bring along but they wouldn't be that big of course. Next time he will know how to avoid that situation.

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@Torunn

With 16 pints on board, maybe he filled containers first for his mates to through at the Mob or Police (& had [edit] excessive surplus onboard) - Just like an open air rock concert?


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@hells-caretaker said
@Torunn

With 16 pints on board, maybe he filled containers first for his mates to through at the Mob or Police (& had access onboard) - Just like an open air rock concert?
16 pints = 8 liters about. I read somewhere that if it had been water, it would be almost impossible to drink so much, but with beer it somehow disconnects the sense of having enough of liquid. I don't know if that is true but after two glasses of water, I feel I have had enough.


@torunn said
16 pints = 8 liters about. I read somewhere that if it had been water, it would be almost impossible to drink so much, but with beer it somehow disconnects the sense of having enough of liquid. I don't know if that is true but after two glasses of water, I feel I have had enough.
He was obviouly a lightweight southern creme puff we drink at least 20 pints of newcastle brown on a lunch time before ramping it up to special brew at night and thats just the lassies.


@drewnogal said
Well, well, well .......

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/man-admits-urinating-pc-keith-palmer-memorial-a4469181.html
Oh no!

My toilet is made out of a previous Karl Marx memorial.

Am I going to jail?

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@whodey said
Oh no!

My toilet is made out of a previous Karl Marx memorial.

Am I going to jail?
move to the USA


@torunn said
16 pints = 8 liters about. I read somewhere that if it had been water, it would be almost impossible to drink so much, but with beer it somehow disconnects the sense of having enough of liquid. I don't know if that is true but after two glasses of water, I feel I have had enough.
You haven't you should drink 8 glasses of water a day.

-VR


@very-rusty said
You haven't you should drink 8 glasses of water a day.

-VR
I drink water when my body tells me I'm thirsty.


@torunn said
I drink water when my body tells me I'm thirsty.
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-VR