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Two weeks in prison for a pee!

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Well, well, well .......

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/man-admits-urinating-pc-keith-palmer-memorial-a4469181.html

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@drewnogal said
Well, well, well .......

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/man-admits-urinating-pc-keith-palmer-memorial-a4469181.html
Is that all he got?

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@drewnogal said
Well, well, well .......

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/man-admits-urinating-pc-keith-palmer-memorial-a4469181.html
deservedly I would say after reading the article.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Is that all he got?
I’d have thought community service. There were no toilets open, it was a first offence, he had been drinking and had an alcohol problem, he was trying to be discreet and didn’t blatantly pee over the monument and walked into the police station following advice from his father.

Did you know it was a 28 day prison offence? Next time I’m desperate for a wee I’ll just have to let it run down my legs.

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@drewnogal said
I’d have thought community service. There were no toilets open, it was a first offence, he had been drinking and had an alcohol problem, he was trying to be discreet and didn’t blatantly pee over the monument and walked into the police station following advice from his father.

Did you know it was a 28 day prison offence? Next time I’m desperate for a wee I’ll just have to let it run down my legs.
Bet he was "peed off". 😲

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@drewnogal said
I’d have thought community service. There were no toilets open, it was a first offence, he had been drinking and had an alcohol problem, he was trying to be discreet and didn’t blatantly pee over the monument and walked into the police station following advice from his father.

Did you know it was a 28 day prison offence? Next time I’m desperate for a wee I’ll just have to let it run down my legs.
I think it's more a case of 'where' he peed.

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@drewnogal

Just a question: why can't men wait until they get to a toilet, like most women have to?

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@torunn said
@drewnogal

Just a question: why can't men wait until they get to a toilet, like most women have to?
Learned behaviour. Men of course could a) drink only as much as they can contain b) could only urinate at designated spots.
BUT they can do otherwise with impunity mostly and so some choose that way… this guy was unlucky in chosing the spot, but drinking 16 pints should in my opinion not be counted as mitigating circumstance.

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@ponderable said
Learned behaviour. Men of course could a) drink only as much as they can contain b) could only urinate at designated spots.
BUT they can do otherwise with impunity mostly and so some choose that way… this guy was unlucky in chosing the spot, but drinking 16 pints should in my opinion not be counted as mitigating circumstance.
Maybe he was "challenged" by his pals to see how much beer he could drink without having to urinate...and he lost. 🤔

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@great-big-stees said
Maybe he was "challenged" by his pals to see how much beer he could drink without having to urinate...and he lost. 🤔
Always that beer to blame... 🙂

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@torunn said
Always that beer to blame... 🙂
I understood that GBS blamed the chaps challenging him 😉

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@torunn said
@drewnogal

Just a question: why can't men wait until they get to a toilet, like most women have to?
The guy may have had a bladder problem or kidney issues, and drinking didn't help matters any.

-VR

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@ponderable said
I understood that GBS blamed the chaps challenging him 😉
Yes, always something or somebody to blame... he simply had too much to drink for the occasion. 🙂

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@torunn said
Always that beer to blame... 🙂
Apparently he had drunk 16 pints. No human bladder could contain that for long.

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