Two Words

Originally posted by caissad4
Creates harmony in an otherwise chaotic situation.

"Situation Chaotic", screamed the headlines of the newspapers.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
"Situation Chaotic", screamed the headlines of the newspapers.

the newspapers are full of the terrorist attacks in Paris.

Originally posted by redbadger
the newspapers are full of the terrorist attacks in Paris.

In Paris they speak "real" French.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
In Paris they speak "real" French.

real French letters on sale here

Originally posted by redbadger
real French letters on sale here

Sale here, but only till 6 P.M.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Sale here, but only till 6 P.M.

6 PM local time

Originally posted by redbadger
6 PM local time

Local time depends on your locale.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Local time depends on your locale.

your locale may alter as you move around

Originally posted by redbadger
your locale may alter as you move around

"Move around the obstacle", the irate policeman told the trucker.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
"Move around the obstacle", the irate policeman told the trucker.

the trucker headed straight to the steak house

Originally posted by redbadger
the trucker headed straight to the steak house

"Steak House? You call this a Steak House?"

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
"Steak House? You call this a Steak House?"

steak house was really a burger bar

Originally posted by redbadger
steak house was really a burger bar

"Burger Bar?" said the the head of Cadbury's R&D department, "won't work I'm afraid, now get out you twit."

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
"Burger Bar?" said the the head of Cadbury's R&D department, "won't work I'm afraid, now get out you twit."

you twit the teacher called Drewnogal

Originally posted by redbadger
you twit the teacher called Drewnogal

Drewnogal called to say she couldn't make it.