Two Words

Originally posted by redbadger
you prefer the countryside I prefer being a couch potato

Couch potato, we've all been for a while at one time or another but it's not good for you when it's a way of living.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Couch potato, we've all been for a while at one time or another but it's not good for you when it's a way of living.

Of living frugally, I know whereof I speak.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Of living frugally, I know whereof I speak.

I speak loudly so my children will find it difficult to pretend they don't hear me.

Originally posted by caissad4
I speak loudly so my children will find it difficult to pretend they don't hear me.

"Hear me sing!", squawked the mustelid, as it screamed blue murder through the night.

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
"Hear me sing!", squawked the mustelid, as it screamed blue murder through the night.

The night before last I had baked Alaska for the first time.

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Never hurt as much as I have this week

Originally posted by st dominics preview
Never hurt as much as I have this week

This week I plan to eat a bushel of spinach.

Originally posted by cashthetrash
This week I plan to eat a bushel of spinach.

Spinach, of the frozen type is best just tossed in the wastebasket.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Spinach, of the frozen type is best just tossed in the wastebasket.

The wastebasket is where all my bad paintings end up.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
The wastebasket is where all my bad paintings end up.

End up with very little after visiting the Black Jack table.

Originally posted by aranya10
End up with very little after visiting the Black Jack table.

"Jack, table four needs a sommelier so get your butt over there pronto."