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Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
The winter around here is chock-full of balmy days.
Balmy days can make for dull days.

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Originally posted by caissad4
Balmy days can make for dull days.
Dull days are for those who lack creativity and imagination.

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RHP posters come in all shapes and sizes

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Originally posted by CalJust
RHP posters come in all shapes and sizes
Sizes and widths are how one buys shoes.

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Originally posted by caissad4
Sizes and widths are how one buys shoes.
Buys shoes and socks at Woolworths, then has lunch.

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Originally posted by CalJust
Buys shoes and socks at Woolworths, then has lunch.
Lunch has a way of shortening the day.

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Originally posted by caissad4
Lunch has a way of shortening the day.
The day will come when all men shall be brothers

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Originally posted by CalJust
The day will come when all men shall be brothers
Brothers be shootin' dice on the sidewalk.

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Brothers be shootin' dice on the sidewalk.
The sidewalk cleared when the raging bull, escaping from the overturned truck, ran towards the sight of the woman's red flowing dress.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
The sidewalk cleared when the raging bull, escaping from the overturned truck, ran towards the sight of the woman's red flowing dress.
Dress flowing in the breeze, Lady Liberty tramped out the grapes of wrath.

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Dress flowing in the breeze, Lady Liberty tramped out the grapes of wrath.
Wrath of God, not pretty.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Wrath of God, not pretty.
"Not pretty, but elegant," some said of Arlene Francis, panelist on "What's My Line?"

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
"Not pretty, but elegant," some said of Arlene Francis, panelist on "What's My Line?"
My line snapped when I snagged a big fish.

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Originally posted by caissad4
My line snapped when I snagged a big fish.
Big fish are found in deep ponds