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Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Your fingers are the natural implement for eating fried chicken.
Fried chicken is something we eat occasionally when we feel wicked.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Fried chicken is something we eat occasionally when we feel wicked.
Wicked feel, yeah, stuck upside-down at the top of a Ferris wheel.

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Wicked feel, yeah, stuck upside-down at the top of a Ferris wheel.
"Ferris Wheel!" shouted the excited children when they saw it, shortly after they entered the amusement park.

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Originally posted by ysterbaard
"Ferris Wheel!" shouted the excited children when they saw it, shortly after they entered the amusement park.
Amusement park is a name that seems to have been replaced with, Theme Park.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Amusement park is a name that seems to have been replaced with, Theme Park.
theme park death ride, 15 dead more injured

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Originally posted by redbadger
theme park death ride, 15 dead more injured
Injured more often are little people playing with big people in contact sports.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Injured more often are little people playing with big people in contact sports.
Contact sports includes NASCAR racing.

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Contact sports includes NASCAR racing.
NASCAR racing originated from bootlegging with souped up cars.

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Saturday nights--full moon especially--are when the gremlins and elves come out to scuffle with one another.

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Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Saturday nights--full moon especially--are when the gremlins and elves come out to scuffle with one another.
Another one of those boring reality shows on TV - when will we ever get stuff that's actually worth watching?

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Originally posted by Kewpie
Another one of those boring reality shows on TV - when will we ever get stuff that's actually worth watching?
Worth watching is something of an individual choice.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Worth watching is something of an individual choice.
Individual choice may lead to the ultimate demise of some people.

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Originally posted by caissad4
Individual choice may lead to the ultimate demise of some people.
some people make me vomit.

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Originally posted by redbadger
some people make me vomit.
Vomit me a river, cry me a river; whatever.