Two Words

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
Much now depends on the Democrats finding an alternative to Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton will not be the next president of the United States.

Originally posted by caissad4
Hillary Clinton will not be the next president of the United States.

United States consists of 48 contiguous states plus two separate states.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
United States consists of 48 contiguous states plus two separate states.

States separate themselves by boundaries called state lines.

Originally posted by caissad4
States separate themselves by boundaries called state lines.

"State lines?", asked the actor, "What lines?"

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
"State lines?", asked the actor, "What lines?"

what lines are the cocaine

Originally posted by redbadger
what lines are the cocaine

The cocaine was loaded on a ship destined for the Port of Houston.

Originally posted by LEUR
The cocaine was loaded on a ship destined for the Port of Houston.

Houston of road

Originally posted by redbadger
Houston of road

Of road, rail or plane, which do you prefer as a means of transport?

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Of road, rail or plane, which do you prefer as a means of transport?

transport of any form can be dangerous

Originally posted by redbadger
transport of any form can be dangerous

Dangerous, be it tightrope walking with no safety apparatus or free climbing a sheer rock face, is a choice made by the participant.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Dangerous, be it tightrope walking with no safety apparatus or free climbing a sheer rock face, is a choice made by the participant.

The participant proceeded blindly only to be eaten by a lion.

Originally posted by caissad4
The participant proceeded blindly only to be eaten by a lion.

A lion spends most of the day sleeping.

Originally posted by Great Big Stees
A lion spends most of the day sleeping.

Day sleeping is what one does after working all night.

Originally posted by caissad4
Day sleeping is what one does after working all night.

"'Night all," I said with a yawn.

Originally posted by Paul Dirac II
"'Night all," I said with a yawn.

A yawn can be mistaken for a sign of boredom.