Umbrellas

Originally posted by @shallow-blue
Who cares who was caught cheating? They're all at it, and we all know it.

(BTW, it's Audi, not AUDI. It's the Latin translation of the German "Horch", not an acronym.)

It's AUDI when you shout it.

Originally posted by @trev33
Shouldn't it be the east facing log which dry best? All that wind and rain coming from the Irish west...

I agree, but you’re picturing the west and east sides of the fence. I’m talking about the west and east perimeter of the garden. By western sided fence I mean the fence that runs along the western perimeter of my garden. I have a north, west and east perimeter fence.