Understanding the opposite sex.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I have 2 daughters and I don't understand females
any better because of it.

Women are far more complex than men, also stronger. With a guy, it's pedal to the metal (gas or brake) all the way; with a lady everything's much more nuanced and interesting. She experiences both pain and pleasure to a greater degree and endures the sufferings of childbirth with more ease than most men muster with the extraction of a rotten tooth or the setting of a broken bone. The more macho, the weaker the man. Very interesting word in Genesis describing creation of Adam and Eve: He created Adam but (get ready for this one) 'built' Eve. Word in the Hebrew is 'Banah'. How wonderful is this, how grand...
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Sucking up won't get you laid, b. Or will it?

It'll never happen...ever. Just go with the flow.

Originally posted by apathist
Sucking up won't get you laid, b. Or will it?

Shame on you, A/path. Thought you were better than that. Maybe you've lost

your way (or been hanging around with the wrong crowd a few days too long)
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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
It'll never happen...ever. Just go with the flow.

You, too.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
You, too.

I always/most often do.

I had two sons and two daughters. All good kids, but the girls are as different as night from day. Had three sisters, no brothers. Each of us were so different that you would not imagine we could have had the same parents. Even our coloring. Sister #1: petite, blonde, green-eyes, quiet.
Sister # 2: slender, medium brown curly hair, hazel eyes. never stops talking, domineering.
Sister #3: was plump as a child...no longer...black hair, brown eyes, talkative but also a good listener.
Sister #4: (Me) Tallest, slender, mahogony wavy hair, blue eyes, quiet until I got away from home.

If this was blind date 50 years ago i'd pick sister #3.

Originally posted by ale1552
I had two sons and two daughters. All good kids, but the girls are as different as night from day. Had three sisters, no brothers. Each of us were so different that you would not imagine we could have had the same parents. Even our coloring. Sister #1: petite, blonde, green-eyes, quiet.
Sister # 2: slender, medium brown curly hair, hazel eyes. never s ...[text shortened]... ter #4: (Me) Tallest, slender, mahogony wavy hair, blue eyes, quiet until I got away from home.

I think your mother was having an affair with the mailman.

Originally posted by ale1552
I had two sons and two daughters. All good kids, but the girls are as different as night from day. Had three sisters, no brothers. Each of us were so different that you would not imagine we could have had the same parents. Even our coloring. Sister #1: petite, blonde, green-eyes, quiet.
Sister # 2: slender, medium brown curly hair, hazel eyes. never s ...[text shortened]... ter #4: (Me) Tallest, slender, mahogony wavy hair, blue eyes, quiet until I got away from home.

Sounds like your mom was good friends with the milkman!

The mom jokes really get old fast, & you two are far to OLD for mom jokes!

Originally posted by Very Rusty
The mom jokes really get old fast, & you two are far to OLD for mom jokes!

Lol; I should'ave read ALL the comments first!!

(Just had my 59th birthday, and I STILL haven't worked out what I want to do when I leave school!!!!)

Originally posted by michael liddle
Lol; I should'ave read ALL the comments first!!

(Just had my 59th birthday, and I STILL haven't worked out what I want to do when I leave school!!!!)

you are a teacher?

Originally posted by Ponderable
you are a teacher?

Either that, or a really slow learner. 😉

Originally posted by Trev33
If this was blind date 50 years ago i'd pick sister #3.

Though perhaps in jest, somewhat unfortunate to have publically slighted #4... Lady Ale hasn't been back in the swim since.