Originally posted by Jay Peateaapparently the Welsh enjoy sheep?
Following on from the urban legend that I just posted in the are scots really tight thread. About the two scots in a tug-o-war over a penny thus inventing copper wire. I wondered if there are any similiar sort of storys outside the UK ? If so please post them up 🙂
Not sure if its an urban myth or true though?!
Originally posted by Sicilian SmaugBestmate was one of the best racers.
Hey! your avatar reminds me of Gatecrashers.. Except that your horse is rubbish!
I say,Big Guy,I wished you had the pleaure to spend a little time with him.Smell of horse.You fall in love.You can not let go.You would have been hooked too.
A drunk woman in Rotterdam eats kebab with garlic sauce.
After her kebabs she turns violently sick, she's got alcohol poisoning and gets dragged off to hospital.
Her stomach gets pumped.
One of the doctors asks her: "Madam, are you a prostitute?"
She said she definately wasn't and wanted to know why he asked.
"Because you have 7 different men's semen in your stomach."
It turned out to be from the garlic sauce.
Then I moved to Crawley...and seemingly there was a woman there who'd suffered the same cruel prank...in Crawley.
Later in life I was living in Israel and heard about the Israeli woman in Jerusalem who had swallowed equal amounts of semen during a kebab meal (although in Israel and Holland it was called shoarma).
So, either there's a hell of a lot of men; all over the world, masturbating into garlic sauces...or it's an urban myth.
However, I have to admit that the story of a mortician's girlfriend who caught grave-maggots from him tickled me silly as well.