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Well, I see that you are single and nervous because of the holiday since you didn't get it for some time long.
I can send you a velvet hedgehog with e...rection from a joke shop next to se.x shop in my bourbon street if you wish. Let me know your address by private message if you want this adorable hedgehog. (I am looking at it every day on my way to burek and Greek youghurt for breakfast, and I need an excuse to buy other than to comply this awful consumeristic quasiholiday, and now I would have it: I would make old made happy over the ocean. So fairy-taily.


Are you Suzianne in form of a clone?
Are you preparing a bonifire for me?


Originally posted by vandervelde
Are you Suzianne in form of a clone?
Are you preparing a bonifire for me?
No, unlike the Catholic church I don't burn people who disagree with me at the stake.

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Originally posted by drewnogal
How will you express your love for someone today?
Intimately. 🙂

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Intimately. 🙂
Just you and a packet of KOKA spicy noodles then Andrew 😉

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Is it rude enough to be burned at the stake?

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To the ladies (and I do mean ladies) of the General Forum.

I know you think I am heartless
And so very very unkind
(Although not entirely artless)
I did forget your Valentine


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Originally posted by drewnogal
I looked up Single AF and discover that it means menstruation.
Well, no.

The 'AF' people add to tweets and stuff does have a specific meaning, but it is not menstruation.

I'll just say that the editor won't let that go through either.


Originally posted by vandervelde
Are you Suzianne in form of a clone?
Are you preparing a bonifire for me?
How dare you ask him that?

His post was borderline offensive. I wouldn't say those things about women.

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Originally posted by Suzianne
How dare you ask him that?

His post was borderline offensive. I wouldn't say those things about women.
Suzianne I was quoting him from a few months back.

I didn't say anything bad about women to my knowledge...

I don't swing that way anyway, so I doubt I would be talking about what type of woman I prefer.

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Ash believes Catholics burn dissenters at the stake. And not only on Ash Wednesday.