This mushroom walks into a pub and up to the bar, the barman looks over the bar and down at the little mushroom and says..."you look like a fun-guy".
"Joke #2: A mushroom walks into this pub and sits down at the counter. He's about to order a drink when the barman takes one look at him and said: "You, out! We don't serve mushrooms in this place!" Stunned, the mushroom pleads with the barman: "Please, have a heart! I'm a Fun-gi!" http://www.irishabroad.com/Culture/pubs/jokes/an_animal_walks_into_a_pub.asp
Two blokes walk into a bar and one guy says 'I'll have a beer and the same for the donkey'. This goes on all night so the barman asks the other why his mate calls him a donkey. 'He aw...he aw...he always calls me that'
a string walks into a bar. the bartender sees him and says we don't serve strings here,you have to leave. so the string goes outside,rubs his ends on the sidewalk,and ties himself into a knot. when he goes back in,bartender asks aren't you the string i just kicked out of here? string says nope,i'm a frayed knot.