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  1. Subscriberdivegeester
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    16 May '13 22:131 edit
    This mushroom walks into a pub and up to the bar, the barman looks over the bar and down at the little mushroom and says..."you look like a fun-guy".
  2. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    16 May '13 22:511 edit
    Originally posted by divegeester

    This mushroom walks into a pub and up to the bar, the barman looks over the bar and down at the little mushroom and says..."you look like a fun-guy".
    "Joke #2: A mushroom walks into this pub and sits down at the counter. He's about to order a drink when the barman takes one look at him and said: "You, out! We don't serve mushrooms in this place!" Stunned, the mushroom pleads with the barman: "Please, have a heart! I'm a Fun-gi!" http://www.irishabroad.com/Culture/pubs/jokes/an_animal_walks_into_a_pub.asp
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    16 May '13 23:31
    a fun guy walks into a room where two lovers are making out.

    the fun guy asks "is this the mush toom?"
  4. Standard memberSwissGambit
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    16 May '13 23:39
    A neutron walks into a pub and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
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    16 May '13 23:40
    A young man walks in a doctor's surgery;

    Young man "Doctor, I keep thinking I 'm a bar of soap"

    Doctor "Thats Lifebouy"
  6. Standard memberGrampy Bobby
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    17 May '13 00:461 edit
    A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, ‘I’ll have a whisky and ………....... soda.’
    The bartender says, ‘Why the big pause?’ ‘Dunno,’ says the bear. ‘I’ve always had them.’
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    17 May '13 02:00
    Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Oi! It's happy hour. What's with the long face?"
  8. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    17 May '13 02:01
    An Irishman walks out of a bar...
    ...wait, it could happen. 😕
  9. Subscriberdivegeester
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    17 May '13 06:052 edits
    Two blokes walk into a bar and one guy says 'I'll have a beer and the same for the donkey'. This goes on all night so the barman asks the other why his mate calls him a donkey. 'He aw...he aw...he always calls me that'
  10. Subscribercoquette
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    17 May '13 13:49
    a priest a rabbi and an atheist walk into a bar
    the bartender says this has to be a bad joke
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    19 May '13 05:58
    a string walks into a bar. the bartender sees him and says we don't serve strings here,you have to leave. so the string goes outside,rubs his ends on the sidewalk,and ties himself into a knot. when he goes back in,bartender asks aren't you the string i just kicked out of here? string says nope,i'm a frayed knot.
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    19 May '13 10:57
    "a irish man, black guy, jew and pakistani walk into a bar.





    what a fine example of an integrated community."

    -bernard righton.
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    19 May '13 12:27
    A guillotine executioner walks into a bar and orders a draft, he thanks the barman saying, "It's nice to see something with a head for a change".
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    19 May '13 20:50
    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asked 'why the long face?' to which the horse replied 'why the small dick?'.
  15. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    19 May '13 22:08
    Originally posted by Trev33
    A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asked 'why the long face?' to which the horse replied 'why the small dick?'.
    I didn't know you worked as a bartender Trevie. 😛
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