...walks into a pub.

A question mark walks into a bar?

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre...........
So the barman gives her one.........

A tennis player walks into a bar and orders a round of drinks.
'Can you bring them to our table?' he asks.
'I'm sorry sir' replies the barman, 'we don't serve drinks!'

One day in May, Zero and his son Ditto stopped by an upscale bar. A familiar bartender greeted them nonchalantly and said: "Well, Zero, what's your pleasure this fine day?" He nodded, "Thanks but nothing from the well or shelves for me. I'll just picnic on these nice Hors d'oeuvres for awhile". She then asked Zero's son, "And, Ditto, for you?" "Yep", he replied.

Come some short men into a bar. Asks the bartender:"Is the bar kicker damaged?"

A dog limps into a saloon and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender thinks to himself "Gorillas aren't very smart. I'll charge him extra to make me some extra cash."

The bartender says "50 bucks." The gorilla pays him, chugs the drink, and leaves.

The next day the gorilla returns. "50 bucks". Again the gorilla pays, chugs it, and leaves.

This happened for about a week. Curious, the bartender starts a conversation with the gorilla. "You know, we don't get many gorillas in here."

The gorilla replies "No wonder, at these prices."

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
A question mark walks into a bar?

In Belgrade there is an old Inn which has name "Question mark". Question mark will feel at home there. (Waiters ar exclamation marks)