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15 Aug 04

belgianfreak

stitching you up

Joined: 08 Apr 02
Moves: 7146

15 Aug 04

some things are so obvious that they should need saying, but I feel obliged after my recent experience to say something. So here goes:

never fry food naked!!!

I think I got away lightly this time, but one spot at the top of my thigh will probably make it hard to sleep tonight.

(and if you were wondering, it was a cubed steak and dijon mayonaise pita sandwich, and yes it was delicious)

Chaswray

NUTTING BUSTER

Baseball Purgatory

Joined: 10 Oct 02
Moves: 131587

15 Aug 04

Originally posted by belgianfreak
some things are so obvious that they should need saying, but I feel obliged after my recent experience to say something. So here goes:

[b]never fry food naked!!!

I think I got away lightly this time, but one spot at the top of my thigh will probably make it hard to sleep tonight.

(and if you were wondering, it was a cubed steak and dijon mayonaise pita sandwich, and yes it was delicious)[/b]

OUCH!!!😳

Toe

Joined: 10 Feb 03
Moves: 12969

15 Aug 04

On the same level as "lads: don't chop chillies and then go for a pee..."

Ravello

The Rude©

who knows?

Joined: 30 Dec 03
Moves: 176648

16 Aug 04

Originally posted by Toe
On the same level as "lads: don't chop chillies and then go for a pee..."

uuuhhhhh what a pain!

WHY AYE

TruthLogicReason

Nirvana

Joined: 26 Apr 04
Moves: 8642

16 Aug 04

Another source of wisdon for the lads, NEVER iron, especially shirts, in the nude!

stoker

England

Joined: 15 Nov 03
Moves: 33497

16 Aug 04

and another for both sexs never get your partner to massage deep heat into aching muscles then get" turned on" the burning desire is there

StrayJay

I'm like a nerd

Amsterdam, NL

Joined: 06 Sep 01
Moves: 33560

16 Aug 04

Originally posted by WHY AYE
Another source of wisdon for the lads, NEVER iron, especially shirts, in the nude!

Never iron them while wearing them?

eyeqpc

Robbo

a Brave new world

Joined: 10 Dec 03
Moves: 8816

16 Aug 04

Originally posted by stoker
and another for both sexs never get your partner to massage deep heat into aching muscles then get" turned on" the burning desire is there

Ouch!!!! I have actually experienced this. Thanks for resurrecting that memory 😉

iamatiger

Joined: 26 Apr 03
Moves: 26771

16 Aug 04

Originally posted by Toe
On the same level as "lads: don't chop chillies and then go for a pee..."

Or do anything with your fingers and anyone's naughty bits.

Aynat

Dog Companion

Rain Forest

Joined: 18 Jul 04
Moves: 17859

12 Oct 04

Once again, I have been looking through the past threads seeking giggles....

This one had lots of giggles and a number of outright guffaws!

martin williams

Joined: 27 Feb 04
Moves: 93904

12 Oct 04

Originally posted by WHY AYE
Another source of wisdon for the lads, NEVER iron, especially shirts, in the nude!

I have a simple solution to this dangerous problem.
Lads, never iron. Never, ever iron.

Beanie16

Joined: 22 Jun 04
Moves: 273

12 Oct 04

Never mistake tiger balm for pile cream - ooooooh noooooo

Am I too honest?

Natural Science

blunderer of pawns

Rhode (not an)Island

Joined: 17 Apr 04
Moves: 24785

12 Oct 04

Originally posted by WHY AYE
Another source of wisdon for the lads, NEVER iron, especially shirts, in the nude!

It's statistically safer to iron pants in the nude?

fierce

Boulder, CO

Joined: 04 Aug 04
Moves: 1108

12 Oct 04

Originally posted by belgianfreak
some things are so obvious that they should need saying, but I feel obliged after my recent experience to say something. So here goes:

[b]never fry food naked!!!

I think I got away lightly this time, but one spot at the top of my thigh will probably make it hard to sleep tonight.

(and if you were wondering, it was a cubed steak and dijon mayonaise pita sandwich, and yes it was delicious)[/b]

In fact, I'd recommend don't even go into the kitchen naked. I came back in to get some vegetable oil one night and "it" flopped down on the back burner which was still a little too warm from the hot wax I had heated up just a little bit before. This could have been a real catastrophe.

Oddly enough, I can't eat cubed meat in any form.

-f

Remora91

btch plz.

Joined: 12 Apr 04
Moves: 3519

12 Oct 04

Originally posted by belgianfreak
some things are so obvious that they should need saying, but I feel obliged after my recent experience to say something. So here goes:

[b]never fry food naked!!!

I think I got away lightly this time, but one spot at the top of my thigh will probably make it hard to sleep tonight.

(and if you were wondering, it was a cubed steak and dijon mayonaise pita sandwich, and yes it was delicious)[/b]

The other day my mom was frying bacon for my little sister. I had my clothes on, but the grease just went right through them and I ended up getting burned anyways. :'( It really hurt.