Ways of annoying Non-Subscribers

Originally posted by Chakan
crazy frog replaced them as number 1 on the English charts

Originally posted by Redmike
I didn't know we had English charts these days. Shows how out of touch I must be.

Even more distressing, the Frogs 'thingy wotsit' is censored on the TV ads, but there it is in all its, um, 'glory' on the web ads! Yikes!

Crikey, I better stop going on about it in case everyone quits their subs just to see what I am talking about. (Logging out for a few minutes and browsing the forums would be preferable...😉 )

-Russ

Originally posted by Chakan
😀 been doing that for over an hour now, guess I should get back to work!

Nah

Originally posted by Russ
Logging out for a few minutes and browsing the forums would be preferable...😉 )

Originally posted by jimmyb270
But you're a subscriber - is your special subscribers only slave in the post then?

Originally posted by Russ
Even more distressing, the Frogs 'thingy wotsit' is censored on the TV ads, but there it is in all its, um, 'glory' on the web ads! Yikes!

Crikey, I better stop going on about it in case everyone quits their subs just to see what I am talking about. (Logging out for a few minutes and browsing the forums would be preferable...😉 )

-Russ

Originally posted by Chakan
drop hints about the secret forums that only subscribers get too

all the orgy parties that only us subscribers go to

*this for Daemon Sin

Originally posted by Crowley
Are you crazy man!?!
I never log out. I can't even remember my bloody password!

Originally posted by Moldy Crow
You can log off this site ?

When you play a non-subscriber, send them the following message every six moves, irrespective of their response:

"Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

Have you seen the Yellow Sign?"

Tell King Scotty there's a months free trial available to any nonsubscriber who doesn't make reference to a chess piece in their username...

If you really want to piss a non-sub like me off, send them a PM every day, saying how much you loathe them.

(One more week, and I'll be a sub. 😀)

Set up six accounts and challenge them six times with different usernames. Then, now this is the good bit, wait until the delete option has gone then just don't move. Muhahahahahaaaaa.

Poke them in the eye.
Spill beer on them.
Cavort with their wives.
OMG! The list just goes on.
🙄