wedding bells

Duchess64-Very Rusty
Suzianne-Ghost of a Duke
rookie54-caesar salad
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Ghost and Rusty.

Rookie, I'm sure you're a fine fellow, but now that the notorious blabbermouth Prester Lemondrop has been spreading rumors and perhaps raising false hopes, I must speak now of my erstwhile silent torment and nip this in the bud. For my heart is given wholly to another, who himself is already spoken for, and I am of course no homewrecker. I have a ravenous black hole where my lovelorn heart used to be and I am going mad with unrequited desire. Therefor I shall repair to some far wilderness to live out my empty days as a hollow, raving hermit. Please forgive me, and remember to blame Prester L for this embarrassing moment. I wish you every happiness, but have none to offer anyone. Farewell.

Forced marriages:

FMF + Suzianne

caesar salad + Galveston75

Sonship + Sonhouse

Duchess64 + Earl of Trumps

BigDoggProblem + Very Rusty

@divegeester
I suppose that leaves Eladar on the shelf🤷‍♂️

@caesar-salad said
Rookie, I'm sure you're a fine fellow, but now that the notorious blabbermouth Prester Lemondrop has been spreading rumors and perhaps raising false hopes, I must speak now of my erstwhile silent torment and nip this in the bud. For my heart is given wholly to another, who himself is already spoken for, and I am of course no homewrecker. I have a ravenous black hole wher ...[text shortened]... L for this embarrassing moment. I wish you every happiness, but have none to offer anyone. Farewell.

my tears fall like boiling rain
i shall never, ever, love again

i expect royalties from the book sales

@hells-caretaker said
@divegeester
I suppose that leaves Eladar on the shelf🤷‍♂️

He belongs there.

Frank Burns & Chris

🤔

@great-big-stees said
Frank Burns & Chris

🤔

@Frank-Burns in Hell

Lemon the other two were funny, this one is just silly in my opinion.

-VR

@very-rusty said
Lemon the other two were funny, this one is just silly in my opinion.

-VR

your opinion means a lot to me
how do I make it unsilly?

@lemondrop said
your opinion means a lot to me
how do I make it unsilly?

Create a thread about yourself and include a poll as to whether people should ignore you.

I was going to start a thread about who you would like to shower with
but decided not to
no wet dreams for creepy rusty

@lemondrop said
I was going to start a thread about who you would like to shower with
but decided not to
no wet dreams for creepy rusty

LOL@ lemon......You're one to be talking about creepy!!!

You don't have the courage to start a thread about goad and who he would shower with! 😛 😉

-VR

So far no wedding bells.