wedding bells

@torunn said
So far no wedding bells.

LOL......No, I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for an invitation anytime soon! 😉

-VR

@torunn said
So far no wedding bells.

you do look like my fourth wife

@lemondrop said
you do look like my fourth wife

Is she still your wife?

@torunn said
Is she still your wife?

My first question would have been were you actually married 4 times! 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
My first question would have been were you actually married 4 times! 😉

-VR

There are so many here who claim to have been married many times, so I have no doubt.

@torunn said
Is she still your wife?

I had to move out and she moved on
I park near her driveway every night
she brings me a sandwich once in awhile
I still mow her lawn

@torunn said
There are so many here who claim to have been married many times, so I have no doubt.

I was with a woman for 25 years she passed back in 2014. We were not married but considered ourselves committed to just each other, but I was married once before her. This is the first I am even mentioning it, because I've now moved on and with someone else. I don't plan on ever marrying again.

-VR

@lemondrop said
I had to move out and she moved on
I park near her driveway every night
she brings me a sandwich once in awhile
I still mow her lawn

Lemon had four wives,
the first packed up and fled,
the second joined the circus,
and the third in Vegas wed.
Regrettably, it didn't last,
she left and took his teeth,
but the fourth wife makes him sandwiches,
(alas, he doesn't like corned beef).

@very-rusty said
I was with a woman for 25 years she passed back in 2015. We were not married but considered ourselves committed to just each other, but I was married once before her. This is the first I am even mentioning it, because I've now moved on and with someone else. I don't plan on ever marrying again.

-VR

Thanks for your honest post.

@torunn said
Thanks for your honest post.

maybe
but I've caught him in over a thousand lies
more lies than flies around a mountain of poo

@torunn said
Thanks for your honest post.

You're Welcome torunn first time I've shared that with anyone.

-VR

@very-rusty said
You're Welcome torunn first time I've shared that with anyone.

-VR

now the whole forum knows it
what a doofus

@divegeester said
Forced marriages:

FMF + Suzianne

caesar salad + Galveston75

Sonship + Sonhouse

Duchess64 + Earl of Trumps

BigDoggProblem + Very Rusty

Never, I say, Never!

Earl-of-Trumps' heart is already taken by the vivacious Torunn! 😍
And we will be e-married 😉

@earl-of-trumps said
Never, I say, Never!

Earl-of-Trumps' heart is already taken by the vivacious Torunn! 😍
And we will be e-married 😉

My first proposal, who would have thought... 🙂

@torunn said
My first proposal, who would have thought... 🙂

I was first
when I said you look like my fourth wife
it was a proposal
I've only been married three times