Welcome to RHP

Originally posted by Suzianne
1. Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

Because as far as they know that's the way it's always been around here.

Sound familiar? Welcome to RHP.

Originally posted by Crowley
Is that a racist African jab? Not all black people in Africa have dozens of kids.
😠

Originally posted by bub
who said ANYTHING about africans, i thinks someones trying to twist peoples words😲

Originally posted by hopscotch
2) What is the banana on RHP?

As any attacks on the site are purely verbal, there really isn't that much incentive to stop climbing the stairs.

Originally posted by Ringtailhunter
Build a man a fire he is warm for a day.

Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

Originally posted by hopscotch
Yes indeed, Crowley just tried to twist your words, not because he is black, but for other more sinister reasons. I shall examine him carefully for lumps.

I love animal stories.




AT the same time, when Brahma-datta was reigning in Benares, the future Buddha was born one of a peasant family; and when he grew up, he gained his living by tilling the ground.

At that time a hawker used to go from place to place, trafficking in goods carried by an ass. Now at each place he came to, when he took the pack down from the ass's back, he used to clothe him in a lion's skin, and turn him loose in the rice and barley fields. And when the watchmen in the fields saw the ass, they dared not go near him, taking him for a lion.

So one day the hawker stopped in a village; and whilst he was getting his own breakfast cooked, he dressed the ass in a lion's skin, and turned him loose in a barley-field. The watchmen in the field dared not go up to him; but going home, they published the news. Then all the villagers came out with weapons in their hands; and blowing chanks, and beating drums, they went near the field and shouted.

Terrified with the fear of death, the ass uttered a cry - the bray of an ass!

And when he knew him then to be an ass, the future Buddha pronounced the First Verse:

"This is not a lion's roaring,
Nor a tiger's, nor a panther's;
Dressed in a lion's skin,
'Tis a wretched ass that roars!".

But when the villagers knew the creature to be an ass, they beat him till his bones broke; and, carrying off the lion's skin, went away.

Then the hawker came; and seeing the ass fallen into so bad a plight, pronounced the Second Verse:

"Long might the ass,
Clad in a lion's skin,
Have fed on the barley green.
But he brayed!
And that moment he came to ruin."

And even whilst he was yet speaking the ass died on the spot!

This thread makes me feel .... Love. 🙄
I'll think I'll say it with a song lyric;

I feel Love from Bronski beat (and others too) :

Oh its so good (3x)
Oh Im in love (3x)
I feel love (6x)
Oh whatll it be (3x)

You an me yeah

Oh Im in love (3x)
I fell love (5x)

Johnny remember me
Johnny why dont you remember me
Johnny I feel love for you
Johnny
I love you

Why dont you come back

Originally posted by rmacken
you will be needng therapy of your own, you prick

Originally posted by Freddie2006
That reminds me, isn't Assburst due back today?

Originally posted by SJ247
Been counting the days have you?

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
I don't know if it is always 5 monkeys but I'm pretty sure all relgions started with a monkey somewhere along the line.