Welcome to RHP

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
How about sleuth monkeys.. . . its getting a bit old really 🙁

Originally posted by Freddie2006
Not really. I wondered where he was a few days ago and his profile said back 25th. And today, I know, is the 25th. It's not difficult, for the majority of people.

Originally posted by Suzianne
How about Flying Ass Monkeys...

Oh, wait... that would be... irony

Originally posted by mokko
How's all the loving been working out for you Red?

😉

Originally posted by Suzianne
1. Start with a cage containing five monkeys.

2. Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under it.
Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana.

3. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the monkeys with cold water.
After a while, another monkey makes an attempt with the same ...[text shortened]... as they know that's the way it's always been around here.

Sound familiar? Welcome to RHP.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Sign me up, I love to be beaten by monkeys.

Originally posted by Crowley
I never give advice about stuff I know nothing about.

I don't see the connection.

Do you guys have a shocky monkey ?

Originally posted by dottewell
Tell, me Suzianne...

Who's the brains of your outfit? It's hard to tell sometimes.

Originally posted by Red Night
Hey Crowley. I've noticed that you post some pretty inciteful and intelligent stuff here.

Why is it that everyone in your clan keeps saying your some kind of mental defective?

I don't get it.

Originally posted by Bobla45
It just goes to show, if you dont want to be shown the door, STOP MONKEYING AROUND😵

Originally posted by Red Night
Why is it that everyone in your clan keeps saying your some kind of mental defective?

Originally posted by Suzianne
What, Mr. Rhetorical?

I couldn't hear you over the sound of your synapses misfiring.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
"you're"


The PFC is an EOE... perhaps even you would be elligible... I recommend applying with Phlabbytits and Crowley can share his feelings for you in an unmoderated forum... personally, I believe that Crowley wants to pop your backdoor cherry.

Originally posted by hopscotch
Sorry I couldn't get here any sooner, I'm here to help root out the cancerous influences on rhp.

I really enjoyed reading your parable about monkeys, Suzanne, I assume that there is some sort of hidden message... if the cage is RHP, and we are all monkeys attacking each other... please explain two things before I begin my operation:

[b]1) What are the stairs on RHP?

2) What is the banana on RHP?[/b]