Welcome to RHP

Originally posted by Suzianne
Again, my name is Suzianne. Why is that so hard?

BTW, I'm not worried about you OR your rubber gloves, because I don't have a prostate gland.

Where is the banana?

Where are the steps?

It's your metaphor. Explain.

Originally posted by rmacken
LOL and recced

Rec'd by a Jalapeno... I feel so dirty... yet strangely aroused.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Rec'd by a Jalapeno... I feel so dirty... yet strangely aroused.

Do you know where the banana is? Are you a snitch?

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
personally, I believe that Crowley wants to pop your backdoor cherry.

Take your alcohol fuelled sodomize-fest fantasies to the Meet Opponents forum.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Rec'd by a Jalapeno... I feel so dirty... yet strangely aroused.

you could also call it a pleasurable pain

Originally posted by dottewell
It wasn't rhetorical.

Also, do you buy your insults in bulk at WalMart?

Of course it was. I consider almost everything you say to be rhetorical.

And where do you buy *your* insults? London Gold?

Originally posted by hopscotch
Do you know where the banana is? Are you a snitch?

Well the banana is, obviously, a metaphor for my love rocket... afterall, everyone wants it. I'm still working on what the stairs are ment to symbolize.... the stairs may symbolize recs as this an obvious path to taking a ride on said love rocket.

Originally posted by Suzianne
Of course it was. I consider almost everything you say to be rhetorical.

And where do you buy *your* insults? London Gold?

You're not even trying now.

Is "avatars-female-sexy-misc-078" ironic?

Originally posted by Crowley
You got the wrong impression. I'm the fatass, Fred's the retard.

Yeah, I've noticed everybody making fun of Freddie for being less intelligent also.

That doesn't seem fair considering his amazing super sleuthing.

Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Well the banana is, obviously, a metaphor for my love rocket... afterall, everyone wants it. I'm still working on what the stairs are ment to symbolize.... the stairs may symbolize recs as this an obvious path to taking a ride on said love rocket.

*sigh*

Let us know when your brain comes back from holiday.

That "sense of humor" guy is a terrible stand-in.

😞

Originally posted by Red Night
Yeah, I've noticed everybody making fun of Freddie for being less intelligent also.

That doesn't seem fair considering his amazing super sleuthing.

Defective detective.

Originally posted by dottewell
You're not even trying now.

Is "avatars-female-sexy-misc-078" ironic?

You want irony?

How about you pathetically jumping up and down, waving your arms trying to get my attention with this drivel?

Now *that's* irony.

Go back under your rock, there's too much oxygen out here for your anaerobic lifestyle.

Originally posted by Suzianne
*sigh*

Let us know when your brain comes back from holiday.

That "sense of humor" guy is a terrible stand-in.

😞

Can you not answer a simple question? What is the banana supposed to represent, and what are the stairs supposed to represent?

You used your story to represent RHP, those are the two vital parts of the story.

1) Banana

2) Stairs

Go.

Originally posted by Suzianne
You want irony?

How about you pathetically jumping up and down, waving your arms trying to get my attention with this drivel?

Now *that's* irony.

Go back under your rock, there's too much oxygen out here for your anaerobic lifestyle.

You do know what irony means, don't you?

Anyway, I think you've answered my first question.

Originally posted by hopscotch
Can you not answer a simple question? What is the banana supposed to represent, and what are the stairs supposed to represent?

You used your story to represent RHP, those are the two [b]vital parts of the story.

1) Banana

2) Stairs

Go.[/b]

Bananas
in pajamas
are coming down the stairs
bananas
in pajamas
are coming down in pairs
bananas
in pajamas
are chasing Teddy Bears
cause on Tuesdays they all try to catch them unaware