We've been lied to

Cashew nuts are actually seeds.

Shaving my thighs actually does NOT make the hair grow back thicker but I DO get a 5 o'clock shadow down there.

@a-unique-nickname said
Cashew nuts are actually seeds.

Humans actually have 15 senses not just five.

@gambrel said
you are a special nut.

Almost all the increased wealth that has been generated by the increased productivity of workers actually has gone to the managers and not the workers, since forever.

@gambrel said
I'm pretty sure most if not all nuts are seeds. But you are a special nut.

Yeah, and pumpkins are actually berries.

Sideways rain is not made of lighter than air particles

@fmf said
Almost all the increased wealth that has been generated by the increased productivity of workers actually has gone to the managers and not the workers, since forever.

@the-gravedigger said
So become a manager and let some poor chumps make you money.

@a-unique-nickname said
Cashew nuts are actually seeds.

referring to a confederate as "sir" is not an endearment
no matter what culture yer from
bless yer heart

@fmf said
Almost all the increased wealth that has been generated by the increased productivity of workers actually has gone to the managers and not the workers, since forever.

@moonbus said
Yeah, and pumpkins are actually berries.