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What advice would you give to new Internet users?

What advice would you give to new Internet users?

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
That's the trouble with today's parents.. they just don't inculcate anymore.
Totally agree, Andy. Reminiscent of that ancient 'Pogo' Cartoon, with him standing on

a protruding rock in the pond announcing, "We have met the enemy and he is us."

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Word.

🙁
2) Don't reveal yourself to early in internet relationships, and never reveal yourself in a crowd where a few of the participants are playing the anonymity card.

Break these rules and you will get burnt, you can't have it both ways.

Whether the carrot you dangle is big or small, a donkey will approach it.

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never compose tepid poetry...

i once ate a dangling carrotroot,
that made my participle cringe...
my avatar pic burned in effigy,
az my hair turned a bright shade of orange...



rookie

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Who cares, the internet is so last year.

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Originally posted by cadwah
Who cares, the internet is so last year.
Hi, Cadwah. Took me awhile to turn my dish but I'm finally beginning to catch on.

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Originally posted by cadwah
Who cares, the internet is so last year.
Hey Dude, where the hell are the games, stop slacking and get a move on.

This work is not going to get done any quicker.

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Originally posted by rookie54
never compose tepid poetry...

i once ate a dangling carrotroot,
that made my participle cringe...
my avatar pic burned in effigy,
az my hair turned a bright shade of orange...



rookie
Did you just try rhyming with the word orange, you are a pioneer my friend.

I will now create a new word just for you.

twuorange, this word means to walk tentatively through the staff canteen while being used as a break out area for productivity brain storming sessions with a guy called Geoff in the corner.

Please feel free to use it as much as you like.

"I approached the bus twuorangly in a bid not to be late."
"Get that report twuorangely on my desk"
"Would you like your eggs cooked softly or twuorange"
"I was in the pub last night and got absolutely twuoranged"


Don't play more than six games at a time. It will weaken your game. It usually takes years to create a good chess gamesman base. But only a short time overloading your brain with overindulgence. We are not masters; thus, we lack that ability. Play just a few high quality games that you can be proud of playing. Even if you lose them all. Unfortunately some of us spread ourselves too thin for our own good.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Simple. Yet effective.
Condoms.

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Know thy keyboard.

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Originally posted by Evil Pawn 666
Don't play more than six games at a time. It will weaken your game. It usually takes years to create a good chess gamesman base. But only a short time overloading your brain with overindulgence. We are not masters; thus, we lack that ability. Play just a few high quality games that you can be proud of playing. Even if you lose them all. Unfortunately some of us spread ourselves too thin for our own good.
Solid advice, EP. Took me almost two years to learn that truth the hard way. Thanks.

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Advice - stay clear of chess sites that have a General Forum, they are full of weird types sending messages to each other. 😲

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Originally posted by Woodgie
Allow me to start.

1) Don’t allow your imagination to create false ideas of the people you are interacting with on the internet; People on here are the people who exist in non-Internet life, except it is harder to avoid those you would not normally interact with (the decent and the not so decent) when posting in a forum.
What advice would you give to new Internet users?



Same ole prudent measure any reasonable person would take embarking upon

some jungle safari adventure... find a trustworthy guide and/or savvy mentor.

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Originally posted by Woodgie
Allow me to start.

1) Don’t allow your imagination to create false ideas of the people you are interacting with on the internet; People on here are the people who exist in non-Internet life, except it is harder to avoid those you would not normally interact with (the decent and the not so decent) when posting in a forum.
you can say that again.

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Originally posted by Blackamp
you can say that again.
For the experienced Internet user a lot of this advice seems blatantly obvious, to the new intrepid explorer a few "don't drink the water" signs are always helpful.

Anyone remember their IRC days and first encounters with the "nutters"?
The threat of being Port scanned on a 56k dial-up (a hacker had time to make a few sandwiches and go on a picnic while trying to pinch a bit of data).

The joy of Microsoft Window applications with little holes in them that Microsoft felt if nobody knew, it was not a problem.

Were they the good old days of the information super highway?