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What can and can't you do while peeing

What can and can't you do while peeing

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Seitse
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I can

1. Hum
2. Fart
3. Stare at the roof
4. Lay my hand on the wall in front of me
5. Flush and try to pee all before the swirl ends

I can't

1. Speak on the phone
2. Cut my nails
3. Button my shirt
4. Eat a bun
5. Drink juice

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Originally posted by Seitse
[b]I can

1. Hum
2. Fart
3. Stare at the roof
4. Lay my hand on the wall in front of me
5. Flush and try to pee all before the swirl ends

I can't

1. Speak on the phone
2. Cut my nails
3. Button my shirt
4. Eat a bun
5. Drink juice[/b]
I CAN BUTTON MY SHIRT!

Seitse
Doug Stanhope

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But, can you button your jeans?

M

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I can

Talk on the phone
eat a bun
drink juice

while peeing.

I generally choose not to though.

Ragnorak
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Originally posted by Rapidfyre
I CAN BUTTON MY SHIRT!
That's because you pee sitting down.

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R
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Originally posted by Ragnorak
That's because you pee sitting down.

D
I would so rec that if I wasnt out

but

You are sick!

😀

s
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Originally posted by Seitse
[b]I can

1. Hum
2. Fart
3. Stare at the roof
4. Lay my hand on the wall in front of me
5. Flush and try to pee all before the swirl ends

I can't

1. Speak on the phone
2. Cut my nails
3. Button my shirt
4. Eat a bun
5. Drink juice[/b]
I can brush my teeth while peeing.

l
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Originally posted by Seitse
I can...

4. Lay my hand on the wall in front of me
What's up with that? This is a behavior I've never quite understood. Some sort of a balance problem perhaps?

Great Big Stees

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
What's up with that? This is a behavior I've never quite understood. Some sort of a balance problem perhaps?
Can you imagine if he were aroused!......oh wait maybe.......

rbmorris
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Originally posted by Rapidfyre
I would so rec that if I wasnt out

but

You are sick!

😀
OMG! You SO TOTALLY should have, Chandler!

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Can you imagine if he were aroused!......oh wait maybe.......
I'd rather not. 😕

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Originally posted by Seitse
[b]I can

1. Hum
2. Fart
3. Stare at the roof
4. Lay my hand on the wall in front of me
5. Flush and try to pee all before the swirl ends

I can't

1. Speak on the phone
2. Cut my nails
3. Button my shirt
4. Eat a bun
5. Drink juice[/b]
I can do all that (not at the same time but you get the drift)

I usually brush my teeth while peeing too... just have to be careful not to get too carried away with the side to side brushing...

duecer
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Originally posted by Rapidfyre
I would so rec that if I wasnt out

but

You are sick!

😀
no problem, i rec'd it fer ya

aw
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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
What's up with that? This is a behavior I've never quite understood. Some sort of a balance problem perhaps?
Don't knock until you try it.

Seitse
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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
What's up with that? This is a behavior I've never quite understood. Some sort of a balance problem perhaps?
It's relaxing to pee, hence putting the hand balances the body weight to more relaxation is achieved in the abdominal area -which is already releasing itself from the pressure.

Either that or it is a reflex of the peeing while drunk! 😵

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