What did you do to survive the RHP blackout?

I went to http://www.darat.com and watched mini-movies.
🙂

I asked myself, what did I do to deserve this? Then I crawled into a corner and cried for a few hours, then repeated.

I tried to cyber-sex.

Yeah man. I introduced myself as: "Shavixmir, grand Earl of Lustershire the III", just to impress women.

Then I sat down naked in front of the web-cam to look sexy.

Subsequently I binded my stomach with duck-tape with the same objetive.

Then I worked on my seductive typing. I whispered such things as: "hey...darling...I'm looking for a piece tonight..."
and such lines as: "what's a chick like you doing in a farmyard of a chatroom like this?"

Finally I ended up muttering: "I'm rich. Do you want to shag me?"

However, I'm sure you're pleased to know that it all remained by attempts and the closest I came to sex was Bill typing to me: "If you losen that tape and bend over...I'll watch!"

EDIT: I switched seducive to seductive.

Originally posted by shavixmir
I tried to cyber-sex.

Yeah man. I introduced myself as: "Shavixmir, grand Earl of Lustershire the III", just to impress women.

Then I sat down naked in front of the web-cam to look sexy.

Subsequently I binded my stomach with duck-tape with the same objetive.

Then I worked on my seducive typing. I whispered such things as: "hey...darling. ...[text shortened]... came to sex was Bill typing to me: "If you losen that tape and bend over...I'll watch!"

I sat in front of my pc the entire time staring at the rhp screen and pushing refresh every ten seconds. Oh, and I looked at alot of porn.
😀

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I sat in front of my pc the entire time staring at the rhp screen and pushing refresh every ten seconds. Oh, and I looked at alot of porn.
😀

I had a chess tourney. It took me a while to re-learn how to walk after sitting in my chair so long. I fell over a few times, sprained some stuff, knocked over a few lamps, you know, what you'd expect when learning how to walk. Just joking of course 😉.

Josh

Originally posted by darvlay
How much is a lot?

Has anyone noticed how much faster the site is now?
I'm not getting those freezing screens anymore.

I hit refresh about sixteen million times.

Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
I sat in front of my pc the entire time staring at the rhp screen and pushing refresh every ten seconds. Oh, and I looked at alot of porn.
😀

Originally posted by shavixmir
I tried to cyber-sex.

Yeah man. I introduced myself as: "Shavixmir, grand Earl of Lustershire the III", just to impress women.

Then I sat down naked in front of the web-cam to look sexy.

Subsequently I binded my stomach with ...[text shortened]... over...I'll watch!"

EDIT: I switched seducive to seductive.

Originally posted by eddie anders
i thought of you and stroked myself.😛

Originally posted by angie88
you're lying, I can tell. I know what you were really doing: You were thinking about what you'll wear. In April. When you're coming to Heidelberg (Yes, I meant Heidelberg ... who needs stupid Stuttgart anyway?). I bet you even went out and bought new stuff. The only true thing about your post was the part about duct-tapeing your stomach... but you ...[text shortened]... d ashamed you in front of the entire rhp-community... I'll buy you an ice-cream 😉

Angie 😛

thanks