Originally posted by Moldy CrowI want Whats going on eh's maple syrup.
Men want - Julia Child in the kitchen , June Cleaver in the livingroom , and Marilyn Chambers in the bedroom . Women want Brad Pitt in the bedroom , Brad Pitt in the kitchen , and Brad Pitt in the livingroom . And a diamond the size of freakin' cabbage .
Originally posted by Booyah333It doesn't change from day to day, the list just keeps getting bigger. Everyday there are more things to want. Mostly women want a man that doesn't think with his pecker but still knows how to use it when demanded. Seeing as all men think with their peckers we settle for chocolate.
This is what really bugs me about women... 'what you want' seems to change on an almost daily basis. That's why I called woman schizo.
Please, I am begging you women, just give a nice, hard working guy a chance.
I will buy you chocolate every day, and twice on Sunday.
Originally posted by mokkoYou have sexual intercourse with chocolate?
It doesn't change from day to day, the list just keeps getting bigger. Everyday there are more things to want. Mostly women want a man that doesn't think with his pecker but still knows how to use it when demanded. Seeing as all men think with their peckers we settle for chocolate.
Originally posted by mokkoHave you had some recent, bad relationship experiences? Because when you are talking about men, all the warmth seems to get sucked out of the room.
It doesn't change from day to day, the list just keeps getting bigger. Everyday there are more things to want. Mostly women want a man that doesn't think with his pecker but still knows how to use it when demanded. Seeing as all men think with their peckers we settle for chocolate.
"use it when demanded." ?
I am not Pay-per-View!!!!!
Originally posted by Booyah333Now you had to go and open up that Pandora's box now , didn't you ? Happy ?
Have you had some recent, bad relationship experiences? Because when you are talking about men, all the warmth seems to get sucked out of the room.
"use it when demanded." ?
I am not Pay-per-View!!!!!
(Suffering Christ , here we go again.)
Originally posted by mokko(as Steve Irwin)...
Just hand over the chocolate and slowly back out of the room. ðŸ˜
Crikey, look at the plumage on this beast! See how she flares up to intimidate, protecting her young. Normally a docile creature, she becomes incensed in the presence of a male of any species. One would think this peculiar behavior would make mating very difficult, but we have learned the secret.
Using a soothing voice and saying nice things, such as how pretty she looks and if shes lost weight, we can get close enough to her to offer her some chocolate. Cautiously, sensing a powerful male closeby, she is unable to resist the chocolate. And so, we have made a new friend.
One must be cautious not to anger this mercurial creature, as any wrong move would send her into a rage.
So remember... when travelling in the wild, don't forget chocolate. And a towel. Don't forget to bring a towel.
Originally posted by xStitchesxquit being such a pussy and get laid man. just try to constantly think of hot girls as being as horny as you haha.
lol yes put ur LIFE in the hands of a few, emphasis on few, inches of LATEX... Even with a condom the odds of no STD off a STD ridden prostitute is equal to sticking ur hand in a bee hive and not getting stung...
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I still don't know what woman want.
I always says that a womans mood depends of the direction of the wind. But I'm not complaining. I'm happely married. (She's happy and I'm married.)
Hmm wind from the North-East, I think I'll start with putting the garbage outside and then I'm off to work and propably get an stupid argument tonight, because I forgot something.
Edit: Maybe I should bring some chocolate or flowers with me tonight?
Women appear completely unstable and insane most of the time. They do this to manipulate men and other women in an unconscious passive aggressive attempt to gain dominance in any situation. Then when they achieve dominance they want babies. When they have babies their instability and insanity become firmly locked into place.
What do women want? Your soul.