Originally posted by Loose Screwlol
If you are living in Sweden it can't be very hard.
You people have more woman then man.
Waste of money if you ask me.😛
Well, you can always travel to Sweden this summer and then use the tips I'm giving you for a certain price. How about it? For only ninetynine-ninetyfive, I'll tell you the secrects to getting a nice woman's attention on a friday night.
Oh, and I didn't realize there are more women than men over here. Usually, when going out, there will be a whole lot more men around than women. I wonder why that is?
[Edit: that last question would be my usual poor sense of sarcasm by the way.]
Originally posted by mokkoDon't you patronize me. 😠 But, yes, you are forgiven for that hideous blunder of yours. 🙂 I bet you really thought I was a woman, didn't you?
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Well I think you got your point accross rather well. It's nice to see a guy who can understand simplicity. There. All better now?
Originally posted by mokko😏
No, I knew you were a guy. Women don't talk that way. 😛
Thanks! I was afraid you'd say you really thought I was a woman. Now, everything is fine. If you ever want a date, you got one. 😉
[Edit: Wait a sec.? What's that tongue doing there?.. 😕 Are you implying something?]
Mokko:
So first you propose that poor people are "good at teaching the true meaning of life to our children".
Which is funny because most poor people I know are only good at teaching their children how to beg for money so they can buy cheap wine which helps them forget how miserable they are, and then how to make more babies.
But then you define this "true meaning" as love.
Which is pretty amazing, you've worked out the meaning of our existence in one word. Love. Next time you're bleeding face down in the gutter after you've been mugged by three poor teenagers who need cash to buy drugs remember that they do what they do because the true meaning in their life is love, just as their loving cheerleader parents taught them.
My heart is just brimming with fulfullment at having learned all these wonderfully simple things from you today. I think I'm going to go run out and burn all my cash, lose my job, then I'm going to make some really bad decisions to put myself in an even worse situation, and then I'm going to blame some "simple" token scapegoat for my sudden predicament, like Karma, or Luck, or the Government, or something, and then I'm going to go find a poor woman and make lots of babies so that I can really experience the bliss of breeding under circumstances of poverty and ignorance, and then I'm going to pretend that I know what life is really all about. I'm smiling already. 🙂
Originally posted by hopscotchYou must know some lowlifes then Hoppy 'cause all the poor people I know aren't beggars, drunks and thieves. What kind of neighbourhood do you live in ???
Mokko:
So first you propose that poor people are "good at teaching the true meaning of life to our children".
Which is funny because most poor people I know are only good at teaching their children how to beg for money so they can buy cheap wine which helps them forget how miserable they are, and then how to make more babies.
But then you define t ...[text shortened]... ing to pretend that I know what life is really all about. I'm smiling already. 🙂
Originally posted by hopscotchWOW. Your reality and mine are just too different. We grew up not very wealthy. My parents never drank. They loved each other. They fought sometimes, never swore, called each other names and always made up by the end of the day.
Mokko:
So first you propose that poor people are "good at teaching the true meaning of life to our children".
Which is funny because most poor people I know are only good at teaching their children how to beg for money so they can buy cheap wine which helps them forget how miserable they are, and then how to make more babies.
But then you define t ...[text shortened]... ing to pretend that I know what life is really all about. I'm smiling already. 🙂
We don't have regular muggings here by the local druggies.
Being poor doesn't always mean struggling to put beans and butter on the table. Sometimes it simply means you don't get that plasma screen TV you want and mabye instead of buying your kids the authentic $160.00 heelies you get the cheaper $60.00 knock offs.
Your impression of poor people is astounding. I consider myself poor. We want for nothing. But we laugh all the time together which is more important than anything material possesion we could ever own. Being poor doesn't mean having to be stupid with your money either. One of the reasons I;m a part of the poor community is due to the money I set aside each month for my childrens future education. Sacrafices made out of love.
I consider myself richer than most.
Hello?.. Anyone here?.. I guess I am one of those thread-killers, eh?..
Oh. Gastly, isn't it? Here I am, head the size of a planet, and everyone leaves. Call that job satisfaction, cause I don't. 😞
Oh, job! Yes, of course. They all went to work. And/or bed depending on their geographical location. Yes. That would explain it. 🙂
Thinking of which, I have some overdue work to tend to myself.
Always look on the briiiight, si-ide of life. :.
Always look on the briiiight, si-ide of life. :.
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...
Always look on the briiight, si-iide of life. :.
[Heeey! 😀 You're all back! Well, bye then.]
Originally posted by mokkoYou need to reassess your definition of poor. If you wnat for nothing then you can hardly be classed as poor. Poor is when you don't have the resources to obtain the things you need, let alone th ethings you want.
WOW. Your reality and mine are just too different. We grew up not very wealthy. My parents never drank. They loved each other. They fought sometimes, never swore, called each other names and always made up by the end of the day.
We don't have regular muggings here by the local druggies.
Being poor doesn't always mean struggling to put beans and butter ...[text shortened]... drens future education. Sacrafices made out of love.
I consider myself richer than most.