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those big iron thingys that shoot cannon balls at people in a war? The thingys that people ride in and shoot other people?

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
those big iron thingys that shoot cannon balls at people in a war? The thingys that people ride in and shoot other people?
What war are you talking about? The American Civil War? I think that's about the last time people rode cannons around on the battlefield.

Possibly you're referring to tanks? I think they shoot death-shells these days.

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Originally posted by PBE6
What war are you talking about? The American Civil War? I think that's about the last time people rode [b]cannons around on the battlefield.

Possibly you're referring to tanks? I think they shoot death-shells these days.[/b]
tanks? Your welcome!!!!!!
😀😀😀😀😵🙄

Sorry! I know that is a crap joke but I couldn't help it.....

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lol

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Talk about a nut-buster - I walked right into that one.
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I think I'm going to write a poem about how I feel right now on the "Poetry In Motion" thread.

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That was so bad it was funny.🙂

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Originally posted by elvendreamgirl
tanks? Your welcome!!!!!!
😀😀😀😀😵🙄

Sorry! I know that is a crap joke but I couldn't help it.....
In case you don't know, irish people have a wee problem with the "th" sound, and as such, both "tanks" and "thanks" are pronounced exactly the same way.

Anyway, my mother was telling me a story about a night at a dance many years ago. This was rural, catholic ireland and for some reason, all the boys used to stand on one side of the hall, and all the girls on the other. Then a boy would spot a girl he liked, cross the hall and ask her to dance.

This one poor unfortunate soul crossed the hall, and the exchange went something like this...
Fella: Would you like to dance?
Girl: No thanks.
Fella: Ah take your tanks to the creamery!! *storms back to the other side of the hall alone*

I thought it was a classic.

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