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What does Bowmann look like?

What does Bowmann look like?

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I imagine him as a slender and rather short fellow with a pointy nose, dark hair, short bristly moustache which he is central to most of his facial expressions and rigid posture.

Kind of like Hercule Poirot but more angular.

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Hadn't we established that he's actually a she?

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Did we?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I imagine him as a slender and rather short fellow with a pointy nose, dark hair, short bristly moustache which he is central to most of his facial expressions and rigid posture.

Kind of like Hercule Poirot but more angular.
Pervert.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Pervert.
Only for you and Bowmann. And Poirot.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Only for you and Bowmann. And Poirot.
Can't resist a good moustache, heh?


































































Pervert.

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Would you rub my buns? I'd be so grateful. I'll try not to fart.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Would you rub my buns? I'd be so grateful. I'll try not to fart.
Pervert.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I imagine him as a slender and rather short fellow with a pointy nose, dark hair, short bristly moustache which he is central to most of his facial expressions and rigid posture.

Kind of like Hercule Poirot but more angular.
Some say that its sweat can be used to clean precious metals, and that it is illegal in 17 US states. All we know is, it's called bowmann!

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Originally posted by genius
Some say that it's sweat can be used to clean precious metals, and that it is illegal in 17 US states. All we know is, it's called bowmann!
its

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google tubgirl.com

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I imagine him as a slender and rather short fellow with a pointy nose, dark hair, short bristly moustache which he is central to most of his facial expressions and rigid posture.
And the hands?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I imagine him as a slender and rather short fellow with a pointy nose, dark hair, short bristly moustache which he is central to most of his facial expressions and rigid posture.

Kind of like Hercule Poirot but more angular.
Hang on a sec', there, haven't you basically just described Adolf Hitler?

I imagine Bowmann as a kind of sinister Richard Stilgoe. I know most people find Richard Stilgoe sinister anyway, but I mean the kind of Richard Stilgoe that would just as soon slit your throat as improvise a clever ditty on the nearest keyboard.


PS: Hang on a sec', there, haven't I basically just described Adolf Hitler?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
its
bowmann? is that you? what have you done with Nordlys?

(which one is "its"? the first one is possesed by it, and thus "it's", whilst the other two are "it is"="it's", no?)

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Originally posted by genius
bowmann? is that you?
No, it's Frank.

(The first "it's" is "its". The possessive "its" doesn't have an apostrophe.)