22 Mar 07
Originally posted by Quixotical1. I have my pet monkey! She washes, irons and cooks. (I just got slapped... she saw me writing.......hehe)
What are the top five things you wish you could have, but are extremely unlikely to ever attain?
Heres mine -
1. A pet monkey.
2. One night with Angelina Jolie.
3. A grenade.
4. A match with Bobby Fischer
5. My own Island.
2. Therefore, she's better looking than AJ, and she is!
3. She's got more than a grenade when I need it.
4. She's a hell of a lot more intereresting and a much better match than BF.
5.Q.E.D. - I am my own island!
-m
22 Mar 07
Originally posted by mikelomlol. very nice response.
1. I have my pet monkey! She washes, irons and cooks. (I just got slapped... she saw me writing.......hehe)
2. Therefore, she's better looking than AJ, and she is!
3. She's got more than a grenade when I need it.
4. She's a hell of a lot more intereresting and a much better match than BF.
5.Q.E.D. - I am my own island!
-m
To those that suggested that AJ has fake lips - I have seen her in many roles as a teenager and her lips looked the same then. Some people are simply incredibly beautiful - as hard as it is to believe.
22 Mar 07
Originally posted by Quixotical1. a president monkey (missed that one. so close with al gore though...)
What are the top five things you wish you could have, but are extremely unlikely to ever attain?
Heres mine -
1. A pet monkey.
2. One night with Angelina Jolie.
3. A grenade.
4. A match with Bobby Fischer
5. My own Island.
2. a night in paris (the city dingbat)
3. An english noble man to read the entire dictionary to me with a n attempt at a welsh accent
4. some chinese take out (not one around here for miles.......)
5. a genius clone for homework/school appearance purposes