Originally posted by QuixoticalI used to have a neighbor across the street who had a pet monkey. The guy told me it had bitten him several times and on occasion would throw feces at him. In nice weather they’d put it on a chain on the front porch. On day it got loose and was in my next door neighbor’s yard. When the lady who’s yard it was in tried to pick it up it attacked her. Started climbing up her leg & when she tried to push it off, it grabbed her arm & wouldn’t leg go so she was screaming and slinging her arm around trying to shake the monkey off, the monkey was screaming and the lady who owned it came running over screaming at the lady not to panic and screaming at the monkey to let go. What a circus.
What are the top five things you wish you could have, but are extremely unlikely to ever attain?
Heres mine -
1. A pet monkey.
Originally posted by Quixoticalonly 5? that's completely impossible, hundreds of things come equal first. sample of 5:
What are the top five things you wish you could have, but are extremely unlikely to ever attain?
Heres mine -
1. A pet monkey.
2. One night with Angelina Jolie.
3. A grenade.
4. A match with Bobby Fischer
5. My own Island.
1. i won't name her, but she knows who she is.
2. a permanent move to a 26-hour day.
3. unending cheerfulness.
4. lost time back.
5. $128bn.