Originally posted by TheGambitbest post ever!
If this has been posted before, I don't care, I just don't care, me and Chuck go way back.....
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is ...[text shortened]... the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
...this post has encouraged me....i am going out to the department
store tomorrow and i am going to buy a brown belt...KKKKKEEEEYAHHH !...then i am going to get a divorce...and
then i am going to hang around a jewish deli with my brown belt until
i get offered a job...one day you can say you played chess with me...
i think i will let you call me chucky or should it be chucko or maybe cuckoo ?
Originally posted by darvlayGrowing up, Chuck Norris got into fights every day at school. His grandma told him that he shouldn't be so violent. So he roundhouse kicked her face.
I've been laughing about this post for the last day. So much so that I sought out its source and I was not disappointed.
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php
The shadow from Chuck Norris' mustache can accurately predict the length of winter to within 4 seconds. The groundhog has been rendered obsolete.
God got most of his ideas from Chuck Norris.
The Ten Commandments of Chuck Norris
1. Thou shall not shave.
2. Thou shall only use the total gym.
3. Thou shall watch Walker: Texas Ranger religiously.
4. Thou shall pray to Chuck Norris before praying to God.
5. Thou shall only kill with the roundhouse kick.
When God insisted there be 5 more commandments Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him and proclaimed "Chuck Norris only needs 5 commandments!"
Originally posted by TheGambitBruce Lee still kicked his arse though....
If this has been posted before, I don't care, I just don't care, me and Chuck go way back.....
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is ...[text shortened]... the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
Superman has a pair of Chuck Norris underpants.
Chuck Norris once went to heaven and see what it was all about. God was assigning everyone seats, telling angels where they were supposed to sit. Chuck Norris then tapped God's shoulder and said "I believe you're in my seat.
When Chuck Norris jumps into water, he doesn't get wet; the water get's Chuck Norrised.