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What is Halloween?

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a) A children's holiday inexplicably celebrated by adults as an excuse to act like children and get drunk; or

b) An excuse for girls to dress up like sluts and convince themselves that they are not doing it for the attention but doing it in the spirit of the holiday - the children's holiday.

Either way, Halloween can suck my balls. Grow the hell up, people. Do you still bring your gloves to ball games in hopes of catching a foul? Of course not, that's what children do.

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Originally posted by darvlay
a) A children's holiday inexplicably celebrated by adults as an excuse to act like children and get drunk; or

b) An excuse for girls to dress up like sluts and convince themselves that they are not doing it for the attention but doing it in the spirit of the holiday - the children's holiday.

Either way, Halloween can suck my balls. Grow the h ...[text shortened]... ur gloves to ball games in hopes of catching a foul? Of course not, that's what children do.
You don't like free candy?

There's no better rush than coming out of a diabetic coma.

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Originally posted by GalaxyShield
You don't like free candy?
I'm indifferent towards free candy. Likely because I'm no longer a child.

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Originally posted by darvlay
a) A children's holiday inexplicably celebrated by adults as an excuse to act like children and get drunk; or

b) An excuse for girls to dress up like sluts and convince themselves that they are not doing it for the attention but doing it in the spirit of the holiday - the children's holiday.

Either way, Halloween can suck my balls. Grow the h ...[text shortened]... ur gloves to ball games in hopes of catching a foul? Of course not, that's what children do.
So what are you going as?

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Originally posted by darvlay
a) A children's holiday inexplicably celebrated by adults as an excuse to act like children and get drunk; or

b) An excuse for girls to dress up like sluts and convince themselves that they are not doing it for the attention but doing it in the spirit of the holiday - the children's holiday.

Either way, Halloween can suck my balls. Grow the h ...[text shortened]... ur gloves to ball games in hopes of catching a foul? Of course not, that's what children do.
You have issues don't you Darv?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
So what are you going as?
A lawyer, obviously.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
You have issues don't you Darv?
In my house we call Halloween "Razor Apple Day".

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Originally posted by darvlay
In my house we call Halloween "Razor Apple Day".
I gave out ketchup packets one year.

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I'm not sure, but I believe halloween is an American feast

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Originally posted by darvlay
In my house we call Halloween "Razor Apple Day".
You must have been a resident of Queen St West on the south side then......oh wait they shut that down didn't they? Did your family have anything to do with that?

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Originally posted by darvlay
a) A children's holiday inexplicably celebrated by adults as an excuse to act like children and get drunk; or

b) An excuse for girls to dress up like sluts and convince themselves that they are not doing it for the attention but doing it in the spirit of the holiday - the children's holiday.

Either way, Halloween can suck my balls. Grow the h ...[text shortened]... ur gloves to ball games in hopes of catching a foul? Of course not, that's what children do.
Yer issue ain't with Halloween. It's with people over 9 years old.

Leave Halloween alone. It is the 2nd favourite "holiday" for kids after Christmas....even better than your birthday.

Kids favourites:

1. Christmas
2. Halloween
3. Firecracker Day
4. Birthday


Edit: Last week I was a t a Halloween party. There was a girl there wearing just lingerie so I asked her what her costume was supposed to be. Expecting catalogue model, sleeping beauty, whore etc, she kind of stammered for an answer before saying, "well, I'm just sexy".

🙄

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Originally posted by Thomaster
I'm not sure
Then shut yer mouth, thighmaster.

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Originally posted by uzless
Yer issue ain't with Halloween. It's with people over 9 years old.

Leave Halloween alone. It is the 2nd favourite "holiday" for kids after Christmas....even better than your birthday.

Kids favourites:

1. Christmas
2. Halloween
3. Firecracker Day
4. Birthday
Hey buddy - I got no issue with Halloween as a kids holiday! I take issue with adults celebrating it. And endless people asking me what I'm dressing up as this weekend. I'm dressing up as an adult, FFS!

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Originally posted by uzless
Leave Halloween alone. It is the 2nd favourite "holiday" for kids after Christmas....even better than your birthday.
I was sure darvlay's birthday was the 1st favourite "holiday" for kids, even before Christmas!

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Originally posted by darvlay
a) A children's holiday inexplicably celebrated by adults as an excuse to act like children and get drunk; or

b) An excuse for girls to dress up like sluts....
I'm not seeing the problem here. 😕