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What is Halloween?

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http://www.explosm.net/comics/1447/

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What is Halloween?

Giving threatening looking teenagers money, or getting shot.

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Originally posted by darvlay
In my house we call Halloween "Razor Apple Day".
LOL, that's pretty cumbersome when you can just buy a bag of halloween candy from China at your dollar store.

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Originally posted by darvlay
a) A children's holiday inexplicably celebrated by adults as an excuse to act like children and get drunk; or

b) An excuse for girls to dress up like sluts and convince themselves that they are not doing it for the attention but doing it in the spirit of the holiday - the children's holiday.

Either way, Halloween can suck my balls. Grow the h ...[text shortened]... ur gloves to ball games in hopes of catching a foul? Of course not, that's what children do.
Well, I'm wearing a dumb halloween hat for when I pass out candy. it has a picture of a pumpkin and has bells dangling from it. Is that ok or should I feel ashamed?

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Originally posted by SJ247
LOL, that's pretty cumbersome when you can just buy a bag of halloween candy from China at your dollar store.
That's truly evil!

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
That's truly evil!
FACT!ually evil.

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Originally posted by Crowley
http://www.explosm.net/comics/1447/
hah, I was just about to post that, but took a cursory look through last pages in case it was posted already. 🙂

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Originally posted by Palynka
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU
Your avatar vibrates at just the right frequency to dance to Chocolate Rain.

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Halloween is getting caught making out with your girlfiend in a toilet during your sister's halloween party. Dressed as a monk too...

That's the way it seemed last Friday anyways.

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Originally posted by darvlay
a) A children's holiday inexplicably celebrated by adults as an excuse to act like children and get drunk; or

b) An excuse for girls to dress up like sluts and convince themselves that they are not doing it for the attention but doing it in the spirit of the holiday - the children's holiday.

Either way, Halloween can suck my balls. Grow the h ...[text shortened]... ur gloves to ball games in hopes of catching a foul? Of course not, that's what children do.
It's a AND b, of course! And what's wrong with that? Did a drunk ballerina piss in your Wheaties this morning?

wtf country are you from?

oh yeah... 😞

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Originally posted by darvlay
a) A children's holiday inexplicably celebrated by adults as an excuse to act like children and get drunk; or

b) An excuse for girls to dress up like sluts and convince themselves that they are not doing it for the attention but doing it in the spirit of the holiday - the children's holiday.

Either way, Halloween can suck my balls. Grow the h ...[text shortened]... ur gloves to ball games in hopes of catching a foul? Of course not, that's what children do.
i agree. halloween has no point. it's so retarded.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I was sure darvlay's birthday was the 1st favourite "holiday" for kids, even before Christmas!
no i think that the great depression started when he was born