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  1. Standard memberredbadger
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    23 Nov '14 14:55
    Originally posted by redbadger
    what the feck are golf claps oh wise one?
    is it a STD only Golf Players catch.
  2. Zugzwang
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    24 Nov '14 00:42
    Originally posted by HandyAndy
    One of them says, "Would you mind passing the gluon?"
    A: Hi, I'm strange. Are you strange too?
    B: No, I'm charmed to meet you.
  3. SubscriberSuzianne
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    24 Nov '14 01:56
    Originally posted by Duchess64
    'Odd' men never can be perfect, as far we know, yet they be more interesting
    when they are in their prime. (This is a joke about mathematics.)
    This is very funny, actually. (Wouldn't have gotten it without the Math hint.)
  4. Zugzwang
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    24 Nov '14 03:061 edit
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    This is very funny, actually. (Wouldn't have gotten it without the Math hint.)
    As one grows older, one tends to arrive at a prime age less frequently.
    Let's consider the decades of one's life (with ages as prime numbers):
    1st: 2, 3, 5, 7
    2nd: 11, 13, 17, 19 (teenagers often seem be in the prime of their lives)
    3rd: 23, 29
    4th: 31, 37
    5th: 41, 43, 47 (a 'midlife crisis'?)
    6th: 53, 59
    7th: 61, 67
    8th: 71, 73, 79 (retirement)
    9th: 83, 89
    10th: 97

    It might be interesting that there are relatively more primes in the 40s and 70s,
    which seems to coincide with important transitions in life for most people.
    Whether there are infinitely many twin primes (p, p+2) is still unknown.

    On another occasion, I may share my mathematical joke about Jesus,
    the miracle of 'feeding the multitude', and the Banach-Tarski Paradox.
  5. Subscriberhakima
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    24 Nov '14 22:58
    Originally posted by Duchess64
    A: Hi, I'm strange. Are you strange too?
    B: No, I'm charmed to meet you.
    How absolutely quarky....

    ;-)
  6. Subscribermoonbus
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    25 Nov '14 08:19
    Originally posted by gareth cobb
    welsh women might be stranger.
    Deuteronomy 7:3: "Thou shalt not marry strange women."
  7. SubscriberPonderable
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    28 Nov '14 15:42
    Originally posted by moonbus
    Deuteronomy 7:3: "Thou shalt not marry strange women."
    new authoritative version?
  8. Subscribermoonbus
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    28 Nov '14 15:49
    Originally posted by Ponderable
    new authoritative version?
    Imponderble evidence leads me to believe that this is the correct translation.
  9. Standard memberredbadger
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    28 Nov '14 15:59
    Originally posted by moonbus
    Imponderble evidence leads me to believe that this is the correct translation.
    I married a strange Woman.
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    28 Nov '14 16:44
    Originally posted by redbadger
    I married a strange Woman.
    Then you've found your equal.
  11. Standard memberCalJust
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    29 Nov '14 13:04
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Then you've found your equal.
    How about you, GBS? Found yours yet?
  12. Standard memberredbadger
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    29 Nov '14 13:58
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    Then you've found your equal.
    The Smoker you are the Eater you Drink.
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    29 Nov '14 14:29
    Originally posted by CalJust
    How about you, GBS? Found yours yet?
    I know this may sound vain, but there are none.









    πŸ˜²πŸ˜‰
  14. Standard memberCalJust
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    29 Nov '14 14:49
    Originally posted by Great Big Stees
    I know this may sound vain, but there are none.









    πŸ˜²πŸ˜‰
    Actually, it doesn't sound vain at all.

    "equal" is undefined.

    At one end of the scale, one wouldn't brag about it...

    πŸ˜€
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    29 Nov '14 16:19
    Originally posted by CalJust
    Actually, it doesn't sound vain at all.

    "equal" is undefined.

    At one end of the scale, one wouldn't brag about it...

    πŸ˜€
    If one were at the bottom end of said scale one wouldn't know.
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