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What is it about strange men...???

What is it about strange men...???

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Originally posted by hakima
Somehow the odd fellows I know don't fit into this category...

...they want bidets in their boudoirs...
I like bidets, they are practical. Maybe because I am old. 😉

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Originally posted by hakima
...and by strange, I mean odd...
Here's what I've learned in my short time on this planet.

ALL men are strange. The only difference is in the degree of their "strangeness".

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Here's what I've learned in my short time on this planet.

ALL men are strange.
No.
All the men you have known are strange.

Says more about you than it does men.

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Originally posted by lemon lime
That is odd. Aside from wanting bidets in their boudoirs, is there anything else strange about them?
Well, that one had just come up...I mean strange in the most complimentary way...this way I am seldom bored...

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Originally posted by gareth cobb
why is it women arn't as strange?
Really? Don't you think they are? I can only speak for myself, but I will gladly match up my strangeness...

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Originally posted by Tabitha Marshall
I like bidets, they are practical. Maybe because I am old. 😉
It has been said, "growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional." ;-)


Originally posted by wolfgang59
No.
All the men you have known are strange.

Says more about you than it does men.
And men who quote me out of context are perhaps the strangest weirdos of all. 😞

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Originally posted by Suzianne
Here's what I've learned in my short time on this planet.

ALL men are strange. The only difference is in the degree of their "strangeness".
What has your experience been on other planets? Are the men there strange too, or is manly strangeness unique to this planet?

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Originally posted by Suzianne
And men who quote me out of context are perhaps the strangest weirdos of all. 😞
I've never seen you quoted out of context.
When was that?


Originally posted by wolfgang59
No.
All the men you have known are strange.

Says more about you than it does men.
Bingo

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Originally posted by redbadger
Bingo
Damn and all I needed was one more. Talk about strange eh?


Originally posted by wolfgang59
No.
All the men you have known are strange.

Says more about you than it does men.
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Originally posted by Suzianne
Here's what I've learned in my short time on this planet.

ALL men are strange. The only difference is in the degree of their "strangeness".
Oh men. The $1,000,000 question is not if we are or are not strange; It is: What do men drink?


So if they like the early 80ies style Bowmore, they ‘ll love Bowmore 26 Year Old 1982/2009 Duncan Taylor Rare Auld 50,5% vol. oh the horror; this unveils much.

If they are looking for a nose with sweet plums, pear and pineapple, a sweet palate with rich layers of chocolate and fruit, and a long, complex and dry finish, they ‘ll get a Cardhu 18 year old 40% vol. Easy guys these ones.

If they want to keep their real identity hidden, then they will go for a Oban 14 Year Old 43% vol. They want to be different and still accepted;

If they love the noise, it’s gonna be Usquaebach Reserve 43% vol. They don’t give a rat’s a$$ for things like… Oh well you have to find it on your own the hard way;

If they mess around and can back it up, Whyte & Mackay 30 Year Old 45% vol. will do.

etc. etc. etc.
😵

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
I've never seen you quoted out of context.
When was that?
FMF would be proud.

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Originally posted by redbadger
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Golf claps, Vince.

Golf claps.