Originally posted by SuzianneOh men. The $1,000,000 question is not if we are or are not strange; It is: What do men drink?
Here's what I've learned in my short time on this planet.
ALL men are strange. The only difference is in the degree of their "strangeness".
So if they like the early 80ies style Bowmore, they ‘ll love Bowmore 26 Year Old 1982/2009 Duncan Taylor Rare Auld 50,5% vol. oh the horror; this unveils much.
If they are looking for a nose with sweet plums, pear and pineapple, a sweet palate with rich layers of chocolate and fruit, and a long, complex and dry finish, they ‘ll get a Cardhu 18 year old 40% vol. Easy guys these ones.
If they want to keep their real identity hidden, then they will go for a Oban 14 Year Old 43% vol. They want to be different and still accepted;
If they love the noise, it’s gonna be Usquaebach Reserve 43% vol. They don’t give a rat’s a$$ for things like… Oh well you have to find it on your own the hard way;
If they mess around and can back it up, Whyte & Mackay 30 Year Old 45% vol. will do.
etc. etc. etc.
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