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  1. Zugzwang
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    22 Nov '14 20:48
    Originally posted by hakima
    ...and by strange, I mean odd...
    'Odd' men never can be perfect, as far we know, yet they be more interesting
    when they are in their prime. (This is a joke about mathematics.)
  2. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    22 Nov '14 21:34
    Originally posted by Duchess64
    'Odd' men never can be perfect, as far we know, yet they be more interesting
    when they are in their prime. (This is a joke about mathematics.)
    How offensive and sexist. 😲
  3. Zugzwang
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    22 Nov '14 23:211 edit
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    How offensive and sexist. 😲
    If I have to explain my joke to the mathematically ignorant:
    1) No perfect number is known to be odd.
    2) Prime numbers are more interesting than odd numbers in general.
    Almost all prime numbers (2 is the only exception) are odd.
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    22 Nov '14 23:411 edit
    Originally posted by Duchess64
    If I have to explain my joke to the mathematically ignorant:
    1) No perfect number is known to be odd.
    2) Prime numbers are more interesting than odd numbers in general.
    Almost all prime numbers (2 is the only exception) are odd.
    I got the joke, I learned about such things in a big building called a school.

    But if the joke were about women, you'd get your panties in a bunch.
    Time for you to think, and not about "how people are harassing women."

    You didn't get my joke. 😛
  5. Zugzwang
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    22 Nov '14 23:492 edits
    Originally posted by Suzianne to Hakima
    Here's what I've learned in my short time on this planet.
    ALL men are strange. The only difference is in the degree of their "strangeness".
    "ALL men are strange. The only difference is in the degree of their 'strangeness'."
    --Suzianne

    So if two men differ in their 'strangeness' by 360 x N degrees (where N is
    an integer), does that mean they must be equally strange? (maths joke)

    There are six types of quarks (elementary particle): up, down, top, bottom,
    charm, and strange. So what happens (no 'big bang'?) when a 'strange' and
    a 'charm' quark see each other across a crowded nucleus? (physics joke)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark
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    22 Nov '14 23:56
    Originally posted by ChessPraxis
    How offensive and sexist. 😲
    i am amazed at yer rude behavior...
    and towards a dang duchess no less...
    i'll see you before the cowboy board of ethics, morals, and clean jeans my good sir, and we WILL have yer hat removed...

    😠
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    23 Nov '14 00:22
    Originally posted by Duchess64
    ... Almost all prime numbers (2 is the only exception) are odd.
    Making the number 2 .. the odd prime.
  8. Zugzwang
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    23 Nov '14 00:431 edit
    Originally posted by orangutan
    Making the number 2 .. the odd prime.
    2's not odd, perhaps eccentric, though she may be lonely.
  9. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    23 Nov '14 01:19
    Originally posted by rookie54
    i am amazed at yer rude behavior...
    and towards a dang duchess no less...
    i'll see you before the cowboy board of ethics, morals, and clean jeans my good sir, and we WILL have yer hat removed...

    😠
    When hats are outlawed only us outlaws will have hats. 😕
  10. Standard memberChessPraxis
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    23 Nov '14 01:20
    Originally posted by rookie54
    i am amazed at yer rude behavior...
    and towards a dang duchess no less...
    i'll see you before the cowboy board of ethics, morals, and clean jeans my good sir, and we WILL have yer hat removed...

    😠
    I wuz good until the clean jeans part. Tomorrow's laundry day... we cool? 😛
  11. Standard memberHandyAndy
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    23 Nov '14 02:12
    Originally posted by Duchess64
    There are six types of quarks (elementary particle): up, down, top, bottom,
    charm, and strange. So what happens (no 'big bang'?) when a 'strange' and
    a 'charm' quark see each other across a crowded nucleus? (physics joke)
    One of them says, "Would you mind passing the gluon?"
  12. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    23 Nov '14 05:10
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Golf claps.
    Is that what you caught off the back seat of a VW?
  13. Subscriberhakima
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    23 Nov '14 07:05
    Aw! Cowboys don't fight now...y'all know...you can leave your hat on... ;-)

    http://youtu.be/uGBvbrXNjs0
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    23 Nov '14 11:25
    Originally posted by Suzianne
    Golf claps, Vince.

    Golf claps.
    what the feck are golf claps oh wise one?
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    23 Nov '14 14:50
    Originally posted by redbadger
    what the feck are golf claps oh wise one?
    http://lmgtfy.com/
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