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Originally posted by SJ247
My god, you two really are serious aren't you.
You forgot the part where she has arranged to have her twin sister at home in your bed waiting for the two of you.

What's it like there in fantasy land gentlemen?
You're not the most absorbant tampon in the box, are you?

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Love is having your old lady arrange for twin strippers to be waiting in bed for you.

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Love is third input.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
You're not the most absorbant tampon in the box, are you?
No need to be, my man doesn't use tampons, unlike you whiny self-absorbed grunts.

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Love is being spanked(hard) for being a self-absorbed grunt.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Love is having your old lady arrange for twin strippers to be waiting in bed for you.
You must really suck in the sack. If you were any good, your woman would leave you so satisfied you wouldn't need to yearn for others. I'm not surprised though, it's usually the case when men refer to their women as old ladies. Or is she actually an old lady?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Love is being spanked(hard) for being a self-absorbed grunt.
No, love is spanking her hard for payment in dealing with your self-absorbed gruntness.

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Originally posted by SJ247
No need to be, my man doesn't use tampons, unlike you whiny self-absorbed grunts.
I think you're coming on to me.

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Love is yearning for others even after satisfying your old lady.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I think you're coming on to me.
Oh silly me, being too obvious again.

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Love is grunting hard while being self-absorbed.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Oh silly me, being too obvious again.
Be nice and I'll let you shave my back.

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Love is yearning for others even after satisfying your old lady.
Fine then, love is letting others satisfy the old lady you cannot.

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Love is shaving my back.

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Love is letting others satisfy the old lady you cannot.