Originally posted by NordlysSmart AND brave.
I just happen to know some Japanese.
"Nordles" means "north-read" (imperative), as I am sure you know. It's a request to face north while reading, which contrasts sharply with what the islamofascistas tell us to do. It's my way to oppose the regime.
I just do whatever they tell me. I am typing here (facing Mecca of course), prayer mat at the ready and a huge cache of mortars ready for lobbing at the local Kiwi should I get the official notification that they've started selling bacon again.
Originally posted by WheelyWhenever they catch me facing north, I simply pretend to have a broken compass. I also take the five pillars of islam with me wherever I go, that always convinces them that I am innocent. They'll never find out that I am hiding a bible in one of the pillars, ha ha!
Smart AND brave.
I just do whatever they tell me. I am typing here (facing Mecca of course), prayer mat at the ready and a huge cache of mortars ready for lobbing at the local Kiwi should I get the official notification that they've started selling bacon again.
Originally posted by NordlysOooh cunning! Do you ever have to recite those five pillars?
Whenever they catch me facing north, I simply pretend to have a broken compass. I also take the five pillars of islam with me wherever I go, that always convinces them that I am innocent. They'll never find out that I am hiding a bible in one of the pillars, ha ha!
Originally posted by WheelySometimes. That's where my minidisk player comes in. I have played in all five pillars on minidisk, and when they ask me to recite one of them, I play it from the minidisk and move my mouth, so that they think I am actually reciting it.
Oooh cunning! Do you ever have to recite those five pillars?
Originally posted by BowmannWell, you'll have to admit, it persuaded you to drop by twice!
How can any of this be remotely interesting?
However, I confess to actually wondering how people come across names like "Nibbles BigNuts" and "Timmy Toilet". Nargaguna is so close to Nargajuna yet I suspect he isn't a Bhuddhist. What the hell does Shavixmir mean? Why would you call yourself "aging blitzer", "Mokko" or "Ragnorak".
I find it interesting but it seems not many people want to tell me.
The Five Pillars of Islam....thought I'd beat Bowmann to it.
1.Faith or belief in the Oneness of God and the finality of the prophethood of Muhammad;
2.Establishment of the daily prayers;
3.Concern for and almsgiving to the needy;
4.Self-purification through fasting;
5.The pilgrimage to Makkah for those who are able.
Originally posted by NordlysYou know how the Islamofascists have conquered the Scandinavian country of Holland? Well, I've heard that not many of the Swedish Islamofascist brigade (those patrolling the city of Norway) can actually speak Hollandish!
Sometimes. That's where my minidisk player comes in. I have played in all five pillars on minidisk, and when they ask me to recite one of them, I play it from the minidisk and move my mouth, so that they think I am actually reciting it.
It might be prudent for you to start learning Hollandish so, should the batteries ever run out in your minidisk and you get forced to recite the five pillars, you could just babble some Hollandish and you'll likely get away with it.
Actually, you don't need to learn the language. Just say "van" as every third word and clear your throat loudly in the middle of every second word and that should convince them that you are a visiting Islamofascist from Holland.
Originally posted by Dr StrangeloveWell done! Are you living in Islamo-Scandinavia?
The Five Pillars of Islam....thought I'd beat Bowmann to it.
1.Faith or belief in the Oneness of God and the finality of the prophethood of Muhammad;
2.Establishment of the daily prayers;
3.Concern for and almsgiving to the needy;
4.Self-purification through fasting;
5.The pilgrimage to Makkah for those who are able.