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what men really want?

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Originally posted by Wheely
Lier!!
Five Lire will get you ten.

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Originally posted by bub
so where doz the saying-
my wife/girlfriend dos'nt understand me come from?
It comes from women not understanding that men want food, sex. silence, beer and football. Not necessarily in that order.

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Nymphomaniac with french accent (or eastern European), penchant for self harm, high intellect, love of literature, atheist, cries in thunderstorms, cooks a mean fish pie, likes opera and ballet, dancer, musician/singer, hates hippies, doesn't mind getting cold and wet whilst having fun, doesn't limit herself with neuroses, travelled, tolerant, as funny as she is bitter, as cutting as she is gentle, gives a good massage, is good with money, looks great in a dress, breasts no bigger than 34C, no taller than 5'9" no smaller than 5'4", pretty eyes, any colour hair, pretty feet, good teeth, nails and skin, a cute laugh, an insatiable desire to learn and expereince, as happy to spend time on her own as she is to spend time with me, good fashion sense, great moral centre and last but by no means least - fidelity.

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Oh no, she's not a secret now.
But nobody cares.
The wolves have smelled her scent.
Some of us wouldn't be lying if we said were trying too hard.
But, it all works out in the end.
Some of us would be trying too hard to begin lying.
But... but, it seems to all work out in the end.
Nobody likes a child who complains and I won't be that child anymore.

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Originally posted by 7ate9
all men are different, so it depends what sort of man you are looking to order. probably the qualities closest to your own, which is found by just being yourself. get in the right environment and your qualities will grow. insight into men... just be happy with yourself and see what comes along.

that's when you say yes untill a better man comes along. then ...[text shortened]... n for you on earth. it's like poker really... you got to know when to hold them and fold them.
Stop lying to the girl.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
It comes from women not understanding that men want food, sex. silence, beer and football. Not necessarily in that order.
is that silence in general or just aimed at women?

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Originally posted by bub
so where doz the saying-
my wife/girlfriend dos'nt understand me come from?
aaah, that's a cunning lie

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Originally posted by bub
is that silence in general or just aimed at women?
You keep posting. Ergo, you still don't understand the meaning of "silence". See?

When you finally understand, you will start posting about your measures, your sexual fantasies, how you love to give a back rub, how much you like football, your recipe for the ultimate nacho platter that goes with beer, etc.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Oh no, she's not a secret now.
But nobody cares.
The wolves have smelled her scent.
Some of us wouldn't be lying if we said were trying too hard.
But, it all works out in the end.
Some of us would be trying too hard to begin lying.
But... but, it seems to all work out in the end.
Nobody likes a child who complains and I won't be that child anymore.
K????????????????????????????????

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Originally posted by Starrman
Nymphomaniac with french accent (or eastern European), penchant for self harm, high intellect, love of literature, atheist, cries in thunderstorms, cooks a mean fish pie, likes opera and ballet, dancer, musician/singer, hates hippies, doesn't mind getting cold and wet whilst having fun, doesn't limit herself with neuroses, travelled, tolerant, as funny as s ...[text shortened]... with me, good fashion sense, great moral centre and last but by no means least - fidelity.
my god that sounds scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by bub
my god that sounds scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why?

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Originally posted by bub
is that silence in general or just aimed at women?
Well not totally silent. Yes dear works.

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Originally posted by Starrman
Nymphomaniac with french accent (or eastern European), penchant for self harm, high intellect, love of literature, atheist, cries in thunderstorms, cooks a mean fish pie, likes opera and ballet, dancer, musician/singer, hates hippies, doesn't mind getting cold and wet whilst having fun, doesn't limit herself with neuroses, travelled, tolerant, as funny as s ...[text shortened]... with me, good fashion sense, great moral centre and last but by no means least - fidelity.
Wow, I'd pretty much exactly go along with that though I'd raise the minimum and maximum height restrictions and could do without the self harming thing.

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Originally posted by bub
my god that sounds scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is, better stick with Hippies and rednecks.

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Knowledge.