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Originally posted by bub
nothings changed there then LOL😵
Perhaps true.

Not sure where you get your original quote from but I don't think being drunk precludes anyone from lying. Perhaps men, like women, are more likely to say things they wouldn't otherwise say if drunk but if someone is capable of talking they are probably capable of lying too.

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Originally posted by Wheely
Perhaps true.

Not sure where you get your original quote from but I don't think being drunk precludes anyone from lying. Perhaps men, like women, are more likely to say things they wouldn't otherwise say if drunk but if someone is capable of talking they are probably capable of lying too.
A drunk man never lies; dont know where it came from either but have heard men say it loadsa times.

just say it anyway what the hell!!!!

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Originally posted by bub
A drunk man never lies; dont know where it came from either but have heard men say it loadsa times.

just say it anyway what the hell!!!!
Well, I saw one lie many,many times on Saturday night and he was fairly drunk when he started and seriously drunk when I put him in a taxi after the bars closed. Mind you, I wasn't exactly sober either so I might have just thought he was lying.

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Originally posted by zeeblebot
here you go, now you don't have to read the book.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_Are_from_Mars%2C_Women_Are_from_Venus
That book is a load of crap.

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Originally posted by bub
so where doz the saying-
my wife/girlfriend dos'nt understand me come from?
From being caught nobbing a whore.

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Originally posted by ivangrice
From being caught nobbing a whore.
see men can be honest

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Originally posted by bub
go on give us girls a laugh!
what is it you guys really want
At this moment in time I'll settle for anything with a heartbeat.

f..k it, I'll even settle for a dead woman at this moment in time.

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Originally posted by bub
see men can be honest
Not quite accurate though. This statement would not be required when "nobbing a whore" but might be required when attempting any other extra marital "nobbing".

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Originally posted by shavixmir
At this moment in time I'll settle for anything with a heartbeat.

f..k it, I'll even settle for a dead woman at this moment in time.
So that's Shav's xmas present sorted!

~ A shovel and a map of local graveyards

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Originally posted by Daemon Sin
So that's Shav's xmas present sorted!

~ A shovel and a map of local graveyards
I was going to write: "digging up bodies is beneath me."

But then I realised that it was probably true.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I was going to write: "digging up bodies is beneath me."

But then I realised that it was probably true.
keep going guys.
ya killing us😵

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Originally posted by bub
keep going guys.
ya killing us😵
Watch what you wish for! Shavix may use you afterwards you know?

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I remember a few years ago, Jerry Hall famously said that men want a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.

Shortly after this I read a letter in the magazine Viz, where someone pointed out that this was a typical female response. In reality men want a whore in the living room, a whore in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. If they can rustle up a cheese toastie and tidy up every now and then it's a bonus!

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Originally posted by Varg
I remember a few years ago, Jerry Hall famously said that men want a maid in the living room, a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom.

Shortly after this I read a letter in the magazine Viz, where someone pointed out that this was a typical female response. In reality men want a whore in the living room, a whore in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom. If they can rustle up a cheese toastie and tidy up every now and then it's a bonus!
Are we really that shallow?.........Me thinks maybe yes.

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Originally posted by stocken
Watch what you wish for! Shavix may use you afterwards you know?
😵😵😵😵😵😲